I know I’m not the the only one who says
voetsek silently
when I greet people and they don’t respond

Umuntu olenhliziyo embi umbona ngokuthi angajabuli noma kubuya ugetsi.
NguSatan uqobo ke loyo.

Awukho umbuzo ozondwa ngabafazi njengalothi “uphi ubaba wengane?”

Vodacom >>>>MTN ..!!

Angna Langa Lonke..!! At least Ka MTN Ikhona iHappy Saturday

Vodacom Ucasulwe Yilabo “Thank Me Later” Yingakho Anigilile

LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THEY WANT TO CHANGE THIS WORLD…BUT STILL WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING…ILANGA LISAPHUMA EMPUMALANGAKANT YIN ESHINTSHWAYO???

Welcome to Voicemail
Sengath bengicelile
Kungena khona…

Indoda yakho ayna TV if uyivakashele ik’fundela ma posts ami

I wonder baphelelephi nge cinnamon milk.
Or they realized ukuthi you can’t close a pothole ngebisi

Girlsstop naming your babies “Junior”.
Uzokhula lomuntu.
Imagine being called ” Mkhulu Junior”.

Uthi utshontsha ama
niknaks engane uvele
uhlangane nelimanzi

First Line of every Sangoma
“Ngibona Ubumnyama”

uNyaa wayehamba ethandaza “Nkulunkulu ngingadobha $10 ngizakhipha $1 okwetshumi ngingadobha $100 ngizakhipha $10 ngingadobha $1000 ngizakhipha $100”
kwenzakala wadobha $900 wezwakala ethi “aaah Thixo uhlakaniphile uhle wakhipha eyakho”