Quote of the day* *Taxi driver* : ngicela sibhadaleni ngama seat *Passenger* : bese sihlala phezukwani?

Umfazi angathola iR200 note kutrouse yendoda uyathula kodwa angathola icondom eyodwa ukhuluma aze akhale.

Uxabane nogogo wasestradini sakho uzwe ethi, “Why la mafu angavali? Kuvele kunyiwe once maan!”

bamthethise u bbe wakhokubo wena usekameleni uyezwa usisi wakhe uthi wenziwa ilesalkazi asvalele ekameleni lakhe

Kungene umfana omncane etoilet, Mase phuma kunuke engathi bekungene labobana abasebenza kaSAB breweries abehlisa ukudla nge Castle Milk Stout.

Uke ucabange nje ukuth Uma udla amaqanda ukuth Udla ingane yomfazi

Yaz lento oyishoyo ifana nomunt odla inyam eyosiwe epheth ama toothpick kodwa engenama zinyo

Uthi udlula ngase KFC nendoda yakho yaseMzimkulu uyizwe ithi “engath bengasbiza basiphe izikhumba ”