Whites: Can i please have the R50 i borrowed you last month! Blacks: Usufuna lokhu ngilandelana nawe ngemali yam,kanti yini Continue Reading..

Thina majita masithi syanithanda sisuke sinqamulela siqonde ukuthy siyani thanda*zela) yingakho ekugcineni sidlala ngani

Noma ungajola uze uphelelwe uthando Kodwa mawumubi bayakudlala

[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw

Uma isaphila🍑 inikwa obhuti abasebenza Kahle nabezimoto Uma isisuza🍑 inikwa thina

Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman: . Me: Ithin iNumber yakho Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

Uthengele umuntu iCup ngeValentine, then two weeks later uyithole isiphakathi kwesaka leRice.

Abemubi usis uze ufise lokumbuza ukuth ” so uyatshona unje ilanga lonke?”