Mina i-mop ngiyifaka kayi-one emanzini ngi-cleane 4 room yonke

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

If you think ngiyazitshela, nalokho ku-right, at least uyacabanga

Manje uthi u Nkulunkulu 🙏 akashiye Bonke abagulayo 🤮 ezibhedlela 🏥 Afunele wena Indoda 😏🤷‍♂️

Wena ofunde lehlaya ngathy unkulunkulu angakupha amandla usukume uyogeza,

“Full chicken kanjani lingekho ikhanda?”Kubuza uMthembu eNandos.

Imvengemvenge is when Cell C is giving away free MTN data to all Vodacom Customers that are using Telkom. Ezomgido!!

Angikwazi nhlobo ukuncenga, ngisho ikhala lami libhlokile ngiphefumula ngomlomo.