Umuntu Acabange Kuthy Going To Church Every Sunday Make You A Christian . Mamela Ngithi “Uboke Ulale eGarage Ubone Kuthy Continue Reading..

After lockdown Siya straight kuDecember💃.. .Shasha angaze abe Preg n Kabza👦 angaze acabane naMaphorisa😎

Wena: “Thank You Lord for another day.” 🙏🏽 God: “Awuna-funeral cover, I had no choice.”

Uyazi I’m worried. Imagine sleeping with a senior citizen, a pension payout beneficiary.Ngoba ngithi ngifuna ukuba NEMALI ENINGI, UGogie pho!!!

Doctor: 👨‍⚕️Udleni? Zanele:🙍‍♀️ngidle ama prawns, calamari and oysters. Doctor: 👨‍⚕️this is not Facebook ngizokuyeka ufe mina. Udleni? Zanele:🙍‍♀️ngidle uphuthu nenyoni

You know you will never win if the security guard say “💁‍♂️Kodwa mshana umthetho awuvumi ”

Fake gold tooth kant vele unembebevu😂 sulokhu ukhamisile nje ngath🐊 ingweny

👵🏽: “Makoti!” 👩🏽‍🦰: “Mah.” 👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.” 👩🏽‍🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?” 👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut Continue Reading..