“Sthandwa sami, this is my male bestie.” Lapho usho umuntu onama-lips a-pink ongawacabuza kwawena mjita.

Mina i-mop ngiyifaka kayi-one emanzini ngi-cleane 4 room yonke

Uzwe isdudla sithi “I miss my other half”… Yaz uz’buze ukuthi kanti lesdudla singakanani mase siphelele???

Uduke eMall uze uqonde kwi security uthi “Qagela kuphunywaphi”?

Unesishwapha kodwa awukwazi ukupheka ubriyani kanti wiNdiya elinjan?

Virgin ngeke ulizwe lithy *seen* mara abo mgodi 😨 yeey no seen o horny🚶

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Him: bbe vuka ngikukhaphe Her: no relax love bengishilo ekhaya ngath zobuya month end 😂