ushikwapo shikamana, na mbona madem tukiwashika wanakataa

WHITES: “How was your date?” 😊 BLACKS: “Ukuphe malini?”

My lobolo is going straight to my account, umjolo unginyise ngedwa not nomalume

Money can’t buy happiness, kodwa ng’nike iMali s’bone kuthi ngeke ng’Jabule.

“I’m taken ” ya eng bal khapa ka 5:30am okare oya trip ya skolo

Uthi ubiza iCherry ivel’iyitshele ngawe, kulapho ngiqala khona ukuvuka nelintshe ke mina😂

Kungene umfana omncane etoilet, Mase phuma kunuke engathi bekungene labobana abasebenza kaSAB breweries abehlisa ukudla nge Castle Milk Stout.

Her:Can I saw you now! Him:NGATHI HLUKANA NE ENGLISH WENA