Manje ngoba kuthiwa I must follow my dream, njengoba ngiphupha intombi yakho ngenzenjani

December ngiyo jaiva
neVaslap emanzi,
waphapha ngikusula imake up usale ufana noyihlo unye nyiiiii😂😂😂😂😂

(Post by Mthandeni)
Mhla ngizikhiphe NoNonhlanhla 🙄👫 ay sifike sithenge iNkukhu 🐔 e Nando’s ,ejabule efe eth ujwayele i Kfc🙄 Ay sihambe siyohlala e park🏝 saqala Sadla saphuza ne juice 🍹ngathi sengisuth wasala wadla yedwa umlenze 🍗 saqeda saqabulana kwamnand💏 .
if sesihamba ngith asiqoqe ukudla, avele akuthathe kuqala akufake ku plastic then akufake ku dust bin🚮inhliziyo ishaye ngamandla ngith asambe ngimuphelezele ngimufake kwi taxi🚈 eyakubo ngivalelise, ngiphindele ngiyolanda lo kudla but ngidrayise ngokungena e mall kuqala ngiphume ngith ngiwela i robort 🚦uma ngiqhamuka nje nangu usephethe lo plastic shuth uphume ngenye indlela 😦 ay sijahane epark 🏃🏃 sibanga u plastic, angazi washayeka nin ngetshe, isandla sangena nin sonke E🍑 ukuth amaphoyisa afika nin but namanje ngisahamba icala le assault😞

Kwasho ishangane selidakiwe
“SUKA EMANGQUZENI”

Ebona😥 kahle Ugugelwa ama under phambi kwakhe…uqeda uyamitha🤰umuntu

Ngicela sibhekise amakhanda phansi sithule nje 5minutes sihloniphe labo abalahlekelwa o R200 kuWhatsapp stokvel

Wangqongqoza umaka Babe 👩 e Toilet ngiphakathi ngath “Khona okhona ” lapho ngishuka nephepha ,wathi “emzini kabani?”🙄

Imnandi impela ukuthi yabekwa kubantu abanomona futh abayikhulumelayo

Wamemeza u Nonhlanhla 🙍e Kfc wath “ongasidli iskhumba eslethe la”

Awuthi ngidle uSho Madjozi, ngilale.

Bheka ama-comments.

Uma ngikuboleka imali electronically, ngicela nawe uyibuyise electronically.

Phela nina ave niloya!

Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”

Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”

UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”
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MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”
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Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”
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MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”
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Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.
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Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”

Ningcono nina nanibabi eskoleni, thina sisayibambile namanje. 😐

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Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”

Shhh… Ngiyakuhlebela, ungatsheli muntu.

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