December ngiyo jaiva
neVaslap emanzi,
waphapha ngikusula imake up usale ufana noyihlo unye nyiiiii

(Post by Mthandeni)
Mhla ngizikhiphe NoNonhlanhla ay sifike sithenge iNkukhu e Nando’s ,ejabule efe eth ujwayele i Kfc Ay sihambe siyohlala e park saqala Sadla saphuza ne juice ngathi sengisuth wasala wadla yedwa umlenze saqeda saqabulana kwamnand .
if sesihamba ngith asiqoqe ukudla, avele akuthathe kuqala akufake ku plastic then akufake ku dust bininhliziyo ishaye ngamandla ngith asambe ngimuphelezele ngimufake kwi taxi eyakubo ngivalelise, ngiphindele ngiyolanda lo kudla but ngidrayise ngokungena e mall kuqala ngiphume ngith ngiwela i robort uma ngiqhamuka nje nangu usephethe lo plastic shuth uphume ngenye indlela ay sijahane epark sibanga u plastic, angazi washayeka nin ngetshe, isandla sangena nin sonke E ukuth amaphoyisa afika nin but namanje ngisahamba icala le assault

Kwasho ishangane selidakiwe
“SUKA EMANGQUZENI”

Ebona kahle Ugugelwa ama under phambi kwakhe…uqeda uyamithaumuntu

Ngicela sibhekise amakhanda phansi sithule nje 5minutes sihloniphe labo abalahlekelwa o R200 kuWhatsapp stokvel

Wangqongqoza umaka Babe e Toilet ngiphakathi ngath “Khona okhona ” lapho ngishuka nephepha ,wathi “emzini kabani?”

Imnandi impela ukuthi yabekwa kubantu abanomona futh abayikhulumelayo

Wamemeza u Nonhlanhla e Kfc wath “ongasidli iskhumba eslethe la”

Awuthi ngidle uSho Madjozi, ngilale.

Bheka ama-comments.

Uma ngikuboleka imali electronically, ngicela nawe uyibuyise electronically.

Phela nina ave niloya!

Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”

Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”

UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”
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MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”
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Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”
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MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”
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Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.
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Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”

Ningcono nina nanibabi eskoleni, thina sisayibambile namanje.

Asihambe Spoti

Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”

Shhh… Ngiyakuhlebela, ungatsheli muntu.

Kuthiwa January ama-Facebook comedians azophunyelwa izimali

“Sanibonani evrandi!”

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