Sifile u- Nozibusiso Bubuh Ndwandwe ne make up engathi Ishlama se peanut butter🙍‍♂️ namhlanje.

USeqalile🧟‍♀️ ke Ne-Crop Top, ☝️ulokhu
Esivezela isibhono engathi igqomoza le Roll on

Uthi uyamduduza umuntu uthi kuzolunga, avele athi: “Nini?”

Ngizokwazi ngani-ke mina?

Ukube bekuya ngami, bengizohlala ngi-single,
manje-ke le nto 🍆 ayilidli ipapa.

“Festa!”

“Tsego!”

“Teti!”

“Foti!”

“Fifti!”

“Siksti!”

“Mina ngiyi-ollie!”

Akudleki nokudla ngiyagula, umakhelwane uthenge imoto nosofa abasha.

Uya kanjani ku 2020 neBoyfriend engakaze ikuyise Restaurant 😂

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

I can’t wait to buy a car, ngizikhiphe nabangani bami abangenazimoto. Sithi sisahlale 30min e-clubbin bese ngithi: “Sengi-right bef’ethu, asinyakaze.

What If iSoulMate Yakho uMlungu🤔? And Wena uBusy Nabantu Bakwa Chonco

Mina I post jokes for my crush 👩🏽‍🦰, angazi-ke ukuthi nin’abanye nisuke nihlekani.

Angazi ngempela ‘yazi.

Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza,
kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi:
“Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…”

Bese kuzoba yile genge yaseGoli e-pronounce u”R” ngathi ineskhohlela emlonyeni. ✋🏽

“25 grhanta.”

Umama usangithatha njengengane,
akazi ukuthi mina sengiyi-stepfather. 😐

Ningcono nina baniphushile nje kuphela, mina ngibuye sengigqoke uphaca owodwa kwi-Black Friday.

Sengibuya kule Black Friday yakhona,
ngibabaze ngababaza amanani “aphansi” qede ngabuya ekhaya.