Whites: “The Expendables.”
Blacks: ” Le movie enez’tarring zodwa.”
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Angilele ngiyacabanga la, ubani owake wezwa iphoyisa linuka i-perfume? Or umthetho awuvumi?
“Hlala phansi, angeke ufe uma ungayanga lapho!” 💔 😭
Lapho mina ngiyezwa ukuthi ngizofa. 😭
Sekufe 4 wamapleti 🍽 kamama ekhishini, phela u”Nails done” ubegeza izitsha.
Konje kusasa kuqala ama-advert kaBack To School? 🤔
Pep noJet kade balulinda lolu suku.
Bazogxumbuzisa ama-veg kwi-mayonnaise bese bethi yi-salad.
Umuntu ngo December uzogezela emnyango nishiyana kabi phela mina
idla ngoba Mina sengphekile,wena awukwazi ukpheka udla udaka
Khona abanye abantu abazi thandayo izindaba zabantu but bexakwa ezabo.
Mawu umuntu please be normally guys.
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Mina noKhozi FM ngathi sizohlukaniswa yint’encane.
Kulaba bantu abangu-3 abahlezi be-react kuma-post ami, nifuna nginithengele ini for Christmas?
Ngenkathi uMiss Universe 👑 ethi: “Ngikhule ngidla ipapa nezinkuni.” I felt that.
Ngisaba nokuya ekhaya kulo Disemba, ngasendela u-Anty ipipi 🍆 ngephutha.
(Phone call)
GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.”
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MDELWA: “Nikuphi?”
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GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.”
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MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai pack!”
Musani ukuthatha izinkinga zenu zomjolo nizihlanganise nale ngoma kaNtencane, bese nenza sengathi imnandi. 😐
Umuntu athi: “Things we kiss when we’re drunk.” 😏
Uma uthi uyambheka, kukhuluma yona i-thing. Ngivele ngingabe ngisazi-ke.