Uhlanze kahle ikamelo, upheke, qede uyoboleka i-laptop ngo-R80 ajike umuntu wakhona athi akasezi.

Yeka i-pride ucele bakushuthise, 📸 uyeke izithombe zeMobicel ezifiphele engathi iphupho.

Ngendlela i-data ebiza ngayo la eMzansi, kushibhile ukugibela itekisi uyokhombisa umngani i-video kubo kunokumsendela yona kuWhatsApp.

nali ikhehla lifika esibhedlela libuza kudokotela!
ikhehla; kodwa bantwabami yini le ebulala
umntanami kanje?
doctor; yingculaza baba
ikhehla; imenze kanjena pho, ikwenza kanjani
lokhu
doctor; hhai baba lesisifo sivele silwe namasosha
omzimba aze aphele, bese sizidlela
nje
ikhehla; hawu kodwa ndodana uma sekuphele
amasotsha omzimba anibe nisathumela ngisho
ama-security nje?

UThibhoz wayethole isipho esiyithoyizi elikhulu. Uthe uma efika endlini, wabiza izingane zakhe zontathu, uMgwaja, uKhwashu noBhande. Athi uThibhoz: Nginikwe ithoyizi elilodwa la. Ngakho-ke kuzofanele ngilinike oyedwa.
Athi uThibhoz: Ubani ohlonipha kakhulu? Ubani ongaphenduli uma umama wenu emthethisa? Ubani futhi ongaphindiseli uma umama wenu emshaya?
Athi uMgwaja: Ukhohlwe ukusitshela baba ukuthi ufuna kube elakho leli thoyizi, ngoba uwena wedwa phela owenza lokho!.

As a country, siyamdinga umuntu onesbindi ozotshela uTira ukuthi seku-right manje. Sesibongile! 😐

Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, 👩🏽‍🦰 ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.

Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.”

“Mngani amadoda izinja🐕” lowoMzuzu yena ushaya nga five and ziMluma zonke

Umuntu abe mubi 🐸aqede abemnandi 🍑aybo nayi inyama yangaphakath bo 😋

When your Uncle doesn’t know how to use emojis.
Uncle : Hey mshana uGogo ushonile🍆

I’m starting to think abantu abazithandi Izinto ezimnandi🤔
Usholo ukuthi isex ngyeza kamnandi so🙏
Kukhon’umuntu ongakayenzi Nam?

Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.” 😭 😭

Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.

Vele mina ngizithandela iJuba kanye no mqombothi ukuthi ubungadayisi ngo December

UMama wasekhaya ushaywa nge 💳 athukwe nge pin. Siyezwana madoda??