Uhlanze kahle ikamelo, upheke, qede uyoboleka i-laptop ngo-R80 ajike umuntu wakhona athi akasezi.

Yeka i-pride ucele bakushuthise, uyeke izithombe zeMobicel ezifiphele engathi iphupho.

Ngendlela i-data ebiza ngayo la eMzansi, kushibhile ukugibela itekisi uyokhombisa umngani i-video kubo kunokumsendela yona kuWhatsApp.

nali ikhehla lifika esibhedlela libuza kudokotela!
ikhehla; kodwa bantwabami yini le ebulala
umntanami kanje?
doctor; yingculaza baba
ikhehla; imenze kanjena pho, ikwenza kanjani
lokhu
doctor; hhai baba lesisifo sivele silwe namasosha
omzimba aze aphele, bese sizidlela
nje
ikhehla; hawu kodwa ndodana uma sekuphele
amasotsha omzimba anibe nisathumela ngisho
ama-security nje?

UThibhoz wayethole isipho esiyithoyizi elikhulu. Uthe uma efika endlini, wabiza izingane zakhe zontathu, uMgwaja, uKhwashu noBhande. Athi uThibhoz: Nginikwe ithoyizi elilodwa la. Ngakho-ke kuzofanele ngilinike oyedwa.
Athi uThibhoz: Ubani ohlonipha kakhulu? Ubani ongaphenduli uma umama wenu emthethisa? Ubani futhi ongaphindiseli uma umama wenu emshaya?
Athi uMgwaja: Ukhohlwe ukusitshela baba ukuthi ufuna kube elakho leli thoyizi, ngoba uwena wedwa phela owenza lokho!.

As a country, siyamdinga umuntu onesbindi ozotshela uTira ukuthi seku-right manje. Sesibongile!

Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.

Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la, ngizokufonela kusasa.”

“Mngani amadoda izinja” lowoMzuzu yena ushaya nga five and ziMluma zonke

Umuntu abe mubi aqede abemnandi aybo nayi inyama yangaphakath bo

When your Uncle doesn’t know how to use emojis.
Uncle : Hey mshana uGogo ushonile

I’m starting to think abantu abazithandi Izinto ezimnandi
Usholo ukuthi isex ngyeza kamnandi so
Kukhon’umuntu ongakayenzi Nam?

Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la, ngizokufonela kusasa.”

Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.

Vele mina ngizithandela iJuba kanye no mqombothi ukuthi ubungadayisi ngo December

UMama wasekhaya ushaywa nge athukwe nge pin. Siyezwana madoda??