Ake nime kancane ngendaba ye Eskom loadshedding ….

Lekelelani la,, Uvaselin awulthosi iklabishi?

Sishiswa yilanga lelisonto lonke nje uNkulunkulu udinwe izono zenu mantombazane

Advice me please

Ngabe kuwrong ukugqoka izimpahla zikamufi esaphila?

Mina angidlali nje, iskhova ngisbuka size sithi

“Ohk,,, ngthunywe ugogo kaSindi”

Ibhodwe elino mshudo ngaqala ukulibona kwa “Dlamini”

Mbali : Babe where is the remote?
Mlungisi : Kaizer Chiefs
Mbali : Where?
Mlungisi : On top of the table

KZN police : freeze

Xhosa police :godola kwedin

Shuthi iyathelelana lento yabakaCele yokuhlafuna iyoghurt nomapholoba sebeqalile

Futhi-ke eyami inkolo ayingivumeli ukuthi ngi-celebrate i-Valentine’s Day, infact Hommmmm…

Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho!

Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga.

Wake wawuzwa u “Nxa” womuntu ohola ngezi-25? Ey, ave bephila labo bantu nomoya wabo omuhle.

Nibosipha phela ama-matching outfits uma ucu selugqashukile

“Baby, wenza ama-otherwise kulo nyaka!”
Kusho mina ngizithengele izimbali noshokoledi weLindi Shokolathiyez ngeValentine’s Day.

Ngisacela ukubuza kula majita alala ngeskhindi sebhola, sithini i-score?

Uma ekhaya kini nisaseneMayonnaise yangoDisemba, cha niyizigwili, futhi nje nithwele!
Ngithule ngiyabuka.

Ikhwapha liyashefwa lifakwe i roll-on, not i-emoji! Niyezwa?