Ake nime kancane ngendaba ye Eskom loadshedding ….😏

🤔Lekelelani la,, Uvaselin awulthosi iklabishi? 🙆‍♂️

Sishiswa yilanga lelisonto lonke nje uNkulunkulu udinwe izono zenu mantombazane

Advice me please

😒Ngabe kuwrong ukugqoka izimpahla zikamufi esaphila? 😏🤷‍♂️

Mina angidlali nje, iskhova ngisbuka👀 size sithi

“Ohk😒,,, ngthunywe ugogo kaSindi”

Ibhodwe elino mshudo ngaqala ukulibona kwa “Dlamini”

Mbali : Babe where is the remote?
Mlungisi : Kaizer Chiefs
Mbali : Where?
Mlungisi : On top of the table😂😂😂😂😂

KZN police 👮: freeze

Xhosa police 👮:godola kwedin

Shuthi iyathelelana lento yabakaCele yokuhlafuna iyoghurt nomapholoba sebeqalile

Futhi-ke eyami inkolo ayingivumeli ukuthi ngi-celebrate i-Valentine’s Day, 😙 infact Hommmmm…

Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲

Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga.

Wake wawuzwa u “Nxa” womuntu ohola ngezi-25? Ey, ave bephila labo bantu nomoya wabo omuhle. 👏

Nibosipha phela ama-matching outfits uma ucu selugqashukile

“Baby, wenza ama-otherwise kulo nyaka!” 😊
Kusho mina ngizithengele izimbali noshokoledi weLindi Shokolathiyez ngeValentine’s Day.

Ngisacela ukubuza kula majita alala ngeskhindi sebhola, sithini i-score?

Uma ekhaya kini nisaseneMayonnaise yangoDisemba, cha niyizigwili, futhi nje nithwele! 😏
Ngithule ngiyabuka. ✋🏼

Ikhwapha liyashefwa lifakwe i roll-on, not i-emoji! Niyezwa?