Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni.

Le nto kaDuduzane Zuma izodlula, nibobuza uKwesta, ubhodla yedwa manje.

Angeke ulungise i-relationship kawu-4, siphe ithuba nathi singene.

Lathini kuwe ijuba sebelicuthile phambili? Kimi lafona lathi: “Bengikubulisa, phela asixabananga.

“Isikole esinjani sona lesi?”

Kusho mina ngihlulwa i-homework yengane.

Angilele ngiyacabanga la, why ilayisi libuya linjalo uma uhlanza kodwa ube uhlafunile?

Umfundisi uDube wayedlala igalofu noMdelwa ngenye imini, ngebhadi uMdelwa kwakungamlungeli kwigalofu. Kwakuthi lapho egeja umgodi athi, “Shit, ngageja!”
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Baqhubeka badlala, kwathi emva kwezikhawu eziningana elokhu esho kanjena uMdelwa lapho egeja umgodi; wahluleka ukuzibamba umfundisi uDube wathi, “Ngicela ungakhulumi kanjalo mzalwane, ngale kwalokho uNkulunkulu uzokujezisa.”
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Axolise uMdelwa umdlalo uqhubeke. Kwathi eqeda kuxolisa nje waphinde wageja komunye umgodi, wase ephahlukile, “Shit, ngageja futhi!”
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Wayelokhu esho kanjalo emigodini emithathu elandelayo. Wayeseqala ukuthukuthela okaDube manje ngenxa kaMdelwa wase ethi, “Ngicela ungizwe kahle mzalwane, luyeke njengamanje lolu limi olukhulumayo. UNkulunkulu uzokuzwa bese ekujezisa!”
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Lokho akuwenzanga umehluko, uMdelwa wageja umgodi olula ibhola legalofu liseduze nomgodi. “Shit! Ngageja futhi.”
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Ngawo lowo mzuzu kwavuleka isibhakabhaka kwaphuma umbani washaya umfundisi uDube waphangalala khona lapho.
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Makhathaleni kwezwakala izwi elikhulu esibhakabhakeni lathi, “Shit, ngageja!”

Uzwe omakhelwane bexabana uthi uvula iwindi bathi “surprise Ndabeni”

Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe

Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiwe

Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho!

Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga.

Uthi usazilaleleKahle Kusofa Uzwe
“Vuka Uyolala”
Aibo Kanti Ngenzani La Bakithi Eyi ngoba futhi!

“I Love You” is enough!! Labo Deeper than the Ocean ke angazi abani bakithi, muntu sengaze lunywe oshaka

Umuntu skhule naye eyivila, kodwa mangabe eseyiphara adlule ngakini ethwele I Quantum

Bakwethu lento yokuhleka abantu abangasazi isngisi ayikho unfair guys

Ku Wrong Yin Ukumisa usisi Umbuze Ukuthi

”Akekho Yin Umngani Wakho Ongcono Kunawe”