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Savings: β€œNgithathe kancane kancane, uzongibuyisa mos.



Umama wathatha uMxolisi ingane yakhe yomfana wathi: “Mxolisi, asihambe siyolanda ubaba wakho ethuneni, uwena ozokhuluma ngoba uwumfana wakhe wokuqala nowokugcina. Uzombingelela umtshele ukuthi singobani bese umtshela ukuthi sizomlanda simbuyisela ekhaya simhlabele inkomo ngakho angakhathazeki uma efika kugcwele egcekeni. Mina ngeke ngikhulume ngoba uma uphethe ihlahla lomphafa awukhulumisi muntu ophilayo ngoba lo ongasekho uzosala endleleni.”

Bahambe-ke baye ethuneni baguqe eduze kwethuna.

Mxolisi: “Eita timer, ngiyacava u-grand hier. Imina intwana yakho, ngivaya ne-Olas la. Buka, grand grand wena timer sizokuncuka daar sivaye nawe. Siya endabukweni, uyang’thola?. So wena gidla kuleli qabunga sivaye-ke. Ungalokhu uzikhuphula kakhulu ngalabo sdumbu ozobafica begcwele edladleni. Sikugingqele ibhasi lonke, cabanga! Asimashe-ke!”

Waquleka umama.

Wena ofunde lehlaya ngathy unkulunkulu angakupha amandla usukume uyogeza,


Izolo sidakwe 🍻 saze sahlaba imvu πŸ‘ Kodwa
Sithe masivuka ekuseni nansi imvu πŸ‘ iboshelwe
Eshlahleni 🌳 inkinga ubhobhi πŸ• akaziwa ukuthi
Ushonephi πŸ˜”


Ngabona imfene I gunda umuntu ngahleka yaze yagunda mina


Usathi usaxoxa kamnandi nomngani wakho womlungu avele ayigxobe emsileni akubuze ku
thi”what is your favourite swimming style .πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
Uvele uzizwe sewuthi it’s madamπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ayikho into ebuhlungu njengbona I class(klasi) lilwa ngeAnswer yeMaths uzwe kukhon abathi bathole 17 ianswer abanye bathole 18 ianswer mawuthi ubheka eyakho uthole u157 iAnswerπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ngithe sibuyelane πŸ’‘
Wathi seku LateπŸ™„
Manje ngyovuka ngo5 πŸ•’ ksasa
Ngzame futhiπŸ’”πŸ˜­


Ukuthanda indabazabant akufuneki ngoba ubona omunye eselalele indaba eze ekhamise kyoze kungene impukane


Thina majita masithi syanithanda sisuke sinqamulela siqonde ukuthy siyani thanda*zela) yingakho ekugcineni sidlala ngani


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Kuzwakala sengathi khona umsindo okhona lapha ka Zondo ayi impela ugogo nomzukulu ba bambene ngezi hluthu ongaphansi ongaphezulu phela kuzwakala sengengi ugogo ushidabe nge statement sika mzukulu

A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: β€˜How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: β€œIt was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: β€œSon, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.