“Ngihleli nawe msakazi.”

Uyazi abanye abantu bane-airtime yok’dlala.

Ugogo kaWinnie Khumalo wamnika i-advice wathi: “Winnie mntanam’. Winnie mntanami, mntanami, mntanami.”

Nathula as a country?

Ushone ukhathele, ufike eZulwini begeza amafu.

Honestly, “I have a boyfriend” isn’t enough for uba sikuyeke uyeva? Give us something with drama,tell us you’re pregnant…tell us uyafa…give us action…Tell us your boyfriend shot someone in the head for ukukuplita…Write an award winning article…Give us some Razzmatazz!!!…Tell us you have 6 kinds of STD’s and that you’re carrying your neighbors child,who happens to be the father of your best friend…
Not “Nywe Nywe I have a Boyfriend”
Sizokulobola nalo Boyfriend yakho thina!

Uma ugogo wakho engakubuzi ukuthi usudlile yini njalo uma umtshela uthi usuyahamba, awunagogo uzihlalele.

I wonder lomuntu owenza upolony ubeyiround wayecabanga ukuthi ama corner esinkwa siwadle nani.

Namuhla eCreche
Teacher : Soon , sooner….qedelela!
Bundle of joy : Soonanyoko

Majita ibiza R35 i-necklace kwaMr Price, iyo-rustela kuyena!

Kwakuyilolu suku ngo-2016 mhla umalume efona ethi ubambe i-jackpot, kanti usho ujeke nebhodwe ayekuwine kwa-Boxer edansa.

Men’s Conference, Room 131 kwenziwa i-vocal coaching, angithi sifuna ukukhuluma njengoKwesta.

“Uyabona somosha kakhulu.”

Nakhona ku-conference akumenywanga uwonke wonke, aba-single sebejikisiwe

Ukhala ngezimali, kodwa awunayo nane-vase le, uzozibekaphi lezo zimali?

Nombandamo ekhanda.

Akekho owazi i-crèche eno-NSFAS?

Sengiphelile amashumi ekuseni.

Majita, uma nibheka solala nje?

Sekuvele kwafika uDladla Mshunqisi kwi-conference, anize neplani ajike lo mama.

Sesikhona kwi-conference, izangoma
ziyasphalazisa la. Kukhona indoda
esiphalaze iphenti.

Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.