: “Babe, uyazi umuhle kanjani?”

: “Le mali oyibonile Gugu, eyokuthenga usimende!”

Kulo nyaka akukho muntu oyothwasa, akhona ama ARVs ema-clinic.

Dear Debonairs,

Bengicela nitshele abasebenzi ukuthi ngicela basike equal pieces ngoba siyaxabana uma sesidla namagenge.

Ave nibhora uma senizi-like(la) kuqala, nisenza abantu ababi.

Mina i-mop ngiyifaka kayi-one emanzini ngi-cleane 4 room yonke

Ngithe sengiwuhlubile ubhanana etekisini, uma ngiphakamisa amehlo nasi i-sticker esibhalwe: “Musa ukudla emotweni njengemfene.”

Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time.

Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”

Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.

Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.

Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.

Dating usisi wakwaNongoma akuyona inkinga, inkinga iqala lapho esecobhoza i-pizza kwi-juice.

Maye babo!

Ufike uphe umuntu i-lift, nisahamba kanjalo nihlangane neMercedes AMG umuzwe esethi: “Uyabona-ke, nazi imoto zangempela!”

Ugogo ubuya engadini, usifica sibuka Channel O kudlala ingoma Ibhanoyi. Usethi-ke: “Hawu! Ngesikhathi sezindaba nithengelana amabhanoyi! Vula u-SABC 1, Njabulo.”

Bese kuba khona le mpama engadingi ubuyisele, efuna nje ubuye nge-van yamaphoyisa ususike iphiko, uqhamuke usumkhomba ngo-seven lo okushayile.

Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula.

Wabhodla uSisi wase-Ladies House etekisini, salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”

Sisale sibambe ongezansi.

Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.

Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.