Wabhodla uSisi wase-Ladies House etekisini, salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”

Sisale sibambe ongezansi.

Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.

Umuntu amithe kodwa wazi kahle ukuthi indoda yakhe ihleshulelwa igwinya nge break eskoleni

Abocherry babizana ngo babe,love thina magents sihlulwa yin ngampela zithandwa zam

Insangu Imnandi Uma Uzoyibhema Sakubasa Phansi Igcawele Indlu Yonke Intuthu

Kunzima ukungabi nogogo othakathayo, abantu bavele bakudelele nje.

Ngifuna umuntu owazi ugesi, onesitifiketi, ikhadi lami leValentine engalinikwa ngibuya kwi-conference alisakhali.

Dudlu ntombi! Angina-Polo Vivo, angina-GTI kodwa ngine Wi-Fi endlini yami. Amaqanda ang’wabali, ungaphohloza noma amangaki. Ngiqome ntokazi!

Selokhu ngayeka insangu, sengicabanga izinto ezijulile.

What if February usho ukuthi feba unga-worry?

Phakathi komuntu wakho nekhansela langakini, ubani onamanga kakhulu?

Ukujola nami kumnandi ngoba uthola i-comedian, uhlanya kanye ne-porn star, all in one person. Ngiyi-combo kahle kahle

My neighbor bought another kind of chicken, something that runs while you are still spraying sneakers.

*Imagine seeing your Ex Wyf in her new boyfriend’s car with your child, then your child sees you and shouts “Daddy futsek”*

Ungaba muhle, ugqoke kahle kodwa indaba ilapha.

*esho ekhomba*

Oyokhala emngcwabeni wami ningisize nimphuce ipleti, akhalele into ayaziyo.

Umuntu abhale i-post la kuFacebook athi: “Life though. ”

Umbuze ukuthi kwenzenjani, athi: “Inbox please.”

Uma ufika ku-inbox, athi: “Let’s WhatsApp.”
Ku-WhatsApp athi: “Call me.”

Umfonele, athi: “Let’s meet.”
Uma nihlangana athi: “You won’t understand.”

Abantu abayeke insangu, nx!