Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.

Umuntu amithe kodwa wazi kahle ukuthi indoda yakhe ihleshulelwa igwinya nge break eskoleni😂😂

Abocherry babizana ngo babe,love thina magents sihlulwa yin ngampela zithandwa zam🤔😂😂😂😂

Insangu Imnandi Uma Uzoyibhema Sakubasa Phansi 😁😻 Igcawele Indlu Yonke Intuthu 😁

Kunzima ukungabi nogogo othakathayo, abantu bavele bakudelele nje.

Ngifuna umuntu owazi ugesi, onesitifiketi, ikhadi lami leValentine engalinikwa ngibuya kwi-conference alisakhali. 😐

Dudlu ntombi! Angina-Polo Vivo, angina-GTI kodwa ngine Wi-Fi endlini yami. Amaqanda ang’wabali, ungaphohloza noma amangaki. Ngiqome ntokazi!

Selokhu ngayeka insangu, sengicabanga izinto ezijulile.

What if February usho ukuthi feba unga-worry?

Phakathi komuntu wakho nekhansela langakini, ubani onamanga kakhulu?

Ukujola nami kumnandi ngoba uthola i-comedian, uhlanya kanye ne-porn star, all in one person. Ngiyi-combo kahle kahle

My neighbor bought another kind of chicken, 🐓 something that runs while you are still spraying sneakers.

*Imagine seeing your Ex Wyf in her new boyfriend’s car with your child, then your child sees you and shouts “Daddy futsek”*😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ungaba muhle, ugqoke kahle kodwa indaba ilapha.

*esho ekhomba*

Oyokhala emngcwabeni wami ningisize nimphuce ipleti, akhalele into ayaziyo.

Umuntu abhale i-post la kuFacebook athi: “Life though. 😥 💔”

Umbuze ukuthi kwenzenjani, athi: “Inbox please.”

Uma ufika ku-inbox, athi: “Let’s WhatsApp.”
Ku-WhatsApp athi: “Call me.”

Umfonele, athi: “Let’s meet.”
Uma nihlangana athi: “You won’t understand.”

Abantu abayeke insangu, nx! 😐 😥 😠

Ey, uyicinge i-mayonnaise kwaNongoma kanti ibhalwe ukuthi Ushuni Wesaladi.