Ngithe kuye asibuyelane, wathi seku-late. So, ngizovuka early kusasa ngiphinde ngimzame.

Yazi i-wrong i-Belgravia 🍾 baf’ethu, 😔 bengithi ngicifela omunye u-girl ihlo 😉 ngavele ngazumeka. 😭

“Ufuna amasi noma ngikuthosele inyama?”

MINA: “Ungabe ungenzela amasi ngaleskhathi usathosa inyama!

Lowo mzuzu ongixakayo, izivakashi seziyavalelisa. Two hours later basavalelisa. 🙄

Umthole e-single, umthande, bamthathe, umyeke, bamyeke, nibuyelane, babuye.

Jesu uthuleleni?

Akokote umngani wakho kini basaqeda ukukuthethisa ngaye.

Kule genge ka “Happy birthday to myself…” ngithi nje sengathi neRest In Peace ningazenzela. ✋🏼 😐

“Sengicabanga ukunyakaza. Nenza njani? Niyahamba?”

Kusho mina kubangani bami sengithenge imoto sina-10 minutes sifikile ebumnandini.

Nanku umbuzo, ungawalwela yin ama💩 akho ubona umuntu ewafaka ku-plastic ehamba nawo phambi kwakho?

Ubani owake waya eMnambithi asichazele ukuthi kunambithwani ngempela?

Uyayazi i-pain yokuthenga i-grocer igcwale i-trolley lapho ufake i-mask, abantu ababoni ukuthi nguwe lo owenza izimangaliso?

Chiskop ebusika, kuvele ku-freeze nemicabango.

Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries 🍟 ka-R60. 😭

Angikwazi nhlobo ukuncenga, ngisho ikhala lami libhlokile ngiphefumula ngomlomo.

👩🏽‍🦰: “Uyazitshela lo.”
👧🏽: “Ngani oe?”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Nje.”
Wemantombazane, udoti muni lo? 🤔

👨‍⚕️”Nonhlanhla uyasazi istatus sakho?”
🧛‍♀️”Yebo ngyasazi dokotelaaa”
👨‍⚕️”Sithi?”
🧛‍♀️”Hey there!! I’m using what’sapp”