When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”
–
Rest in Peace bro
You are dead

Izaga 1vs14
Nhlonipha abangan bomuntu wakho ngoba
ibona abaziyo ukuth yathandwa or Chabo

Yaz’ that KFC street wise 2 taste has
changed ever since it was advertised by
Distruction boyz isinale haiibo

Nobody cheats like a guy who
Doesn’t perform in bed.
He goes around broadcasting
His disability.
Aih suka man.

Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?

Uyabona leli vila lomfazi elaqhamuka nalento yokupheka amagwili engahlutshwanga never awuthole umendo.
Ubuvila bani nje lobu.

Umfana otebhisa ibhulukwe usuke ebangwa zidalwa,ezakubo zilinyusa ezakomalume ziyalehlisa!!

Bese uthi unendoda lento efuna present nge birthday yayo..yaz awukho serious sistaz!!

Lento yokulala esofeni wasekhweni lami ngikhamise ayingphath kahle ngizwa ngomamezala eseth “Vala umlomo mkhwenyana uzophupha kabi”

Yahoo, that’s why he is busy with imota, ungabona. Driver. Driver. Yinsimbi. Yinsimbi. Yinsimbi. Yinsimbi. Wohlubekwazi. Wohlubekwazi

Imvengemvenge is when Cell C is giving away free MTN data to all Vodacom Customers that are using Telkom.
Ezomgido!!

I’m told by those who understand politics that the idea by the ANC NEC not to recall President Zuma has caused a miasma of deprecable apothesis of a hemorrhagic oozing into a malodorousness excrescences of mobocracy. With all termagant its ossifying proclivities of cacistocracy and our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum.

What are your thoughts,

Eliph levila elaqhamuka nalento yokpheka amazambane engacwecwiwe.
Angeke awthol umendo lowo

Welcum to the HOLLY BIBLE, where Mary is married to Joseph, impregnated by Holly spirit, and give birth to David’s son
.
UBUFERB AKUYONA NTO YAMANJE

Uzothi “Private relationship is a happy relationship”
Kanti bakufihle njenge advert ye steel wool