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Kusemshadweni, uNyaa uhleli eceleni
komunye ubaba bese ehlebela lo baba athi,
“Yaze yayimbi le ntombazane eshadayo.”

Aphendule lo baba athi, “Okokuqala awungazi.
Okwesibili kungenzeka awumenywanga.
Kumanje ubona abantu ababi, le ntombazane othi yimbi
yindodakazi yami.”

“Ngiyaxolisa baba, bengingazi ukuthi ngihleba umakoti kuyise.”
Kuzincengela uNyaa eseshaywa amahloni.
Ezwe ngenkulu impama uNyaa eshaywa yilo baba,
“Zindlebe zikanyoko! Uyaqhubeka nokungeyisa ungibiza ngobaba,
ngingumama kamakoti mina man!

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Every king, Shaka, Herod, Pharoah, Luther, Mzilikazi, u name them, was once a crying and crawling baby. Every building, Calton Centre, NRZ Bldng/Packade Cntr, Tower Block, Twin Towers, u name them, was once a map, a plan on a paper. Its not important what u are today bt its what you become tomorow. The negative things said about u today, ungabi lendaba, they are helping u to build a strong testimony to share tomorow. Put yo faith in God, akaxakeki ngabantu bakhe, unecebo ngawe. Whatever life throws at u, akcept and persevere, there wil be sunshine afta the storm, kip pedaling, ungami.

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I show off kaNyaa ekhuluma labanye otsheri:

Nyaa: liyazi namuhla ngicaphukile so”
Xolie: “Yindaba Nyastoe?”

Selibona Nya: “Liyazi okuligundwane kuphose kwangi stressa so. Khonapha ngihleli ku TV room yam nanku kuseqa phezu kwe Pizza yami kuqonda streit ku 72 inch Plasma Tv ngakusukumela nanko ku PVR decorder kweqa phezu kwe 10 piece SONY sound system, lakho lakho nanko phezu kwe remote ye Aircon, lakho lakho ngahle ngadobha umbhobho kamawobho wangkhaya, yimi lwana ngikuxotsha nginyathela phezu kwe Ipad yomnawami oku Grade 1 nhlanhla nje i Ipad eyami, ekamasalu, ekacc, ekamdala beziku charger. ngadubula kabili ngakhutha ngadubula i remote ka garden boy eye Prado, lakho lakho ekhitshini kukhwela phezu kwe 3 door Samsung fridge akuhlalanga ngathi ngkuthathe kweqela phezu kwe 6-plate stove ngasala ngitshaya ikhekhe letiye ka4. Besengilolaka ngathat ha ingqamu eyathunyezwa ngumamncane efakwa ibattery ngahle ngayilayitha take take lakho nanko ngeniyani ebedroom yami mina valiyani isivalo ngezwa litshukuza ngemva kwe 50 Inch plasma TV yami nganyenya kanti angizwanga kuhle kutshukuza ngemva kwe built-in fridge yami ehlala i Pure Juice nanko kweqa kwadlula kugijima phezu kwe Laptop yami iSumsung ele Windows 8 e releaswe last week. Labaleka laqonda egarage laba lomnyama lathola kupake izimota 8 ngahle ngathatha ama remote azo ngakhalisa lethuka laphuma coz umsindo owenziwa ngeyami imota i Aston Martin awutshiphanga, khona ngabe lithole iJaguar kamasalu nga lihle lafa. Ngize ngayalibulalela ku swimming pool”

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Wayesethi u Adam Ku Eva
Let’s take a break sobona
After I valentine

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Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo

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All those bullets MaNzuza dodge in Sarafina
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Finally got her on Uzalo

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Umuntu Acabange Kuthy Going To Church Every Sunday Make You A Christian
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Mamela Ngithi
“Uboke Ulale eGarage Ubone Kuthy Uzavuka Uyimoto Yini”

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When I see an ugly girl crying,
I feel like saying:
”Aibo thula indoda aikhali”

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Divorce is for rich people. Imagine going to court libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkhaftin ze Ice cream.
Hayi stick together once.

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Let me 📲call 📞her … Babe asihlukane sobuyelana ngey😁 15 feb after Valentine…its a break just that I don’t know that game called Valentine idlalwa njan?😑 and where?

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Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .

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Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA

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Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo

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Uzalo luyabheda nj Lvovo played a character whr he was in jail not so long ago bt now he is back as Lvovo aisuka!!

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We all hv that kind friend who drink 2 beers nd be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”

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After witnessing a domestic fight:
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Whites: They were Arguing and He slapped her in the face.
Blacks: Umfazi ubesathi peperepe peperepe pepepepepepepe ngazwa vaaaaah!!!

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