That awkward moment when you are watching photos in your bae’s phone and a screen pop up of a whatsap or messenger sms shows up at the top of the screen saying “Love you too”.
Uvele udideke ukuthi ubani obethe “I love you” ekuqaleni?

When your girl introduces you to her bestie…
°° °° °°
Uvel’ ubon’ i-straight, uvele ubone umshado, ngish’ uMa wey’Ngane !!!

Cabanga you’re Pregnant, watching TV with your Parents.. Then Boom !! Advert yama-Condom😦
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Such Torture

Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

That one person who always see you wearing the same outfit uze ufise kumchazela!

Analysis tym.
Ngokubona kwakho ngubani omdala phakathi kwakeli khehla le KFC laleli lakwa Grandpa?
50 mks

I overheard a fight next door and the woman said “ngifuna ukulala lamadoda wonke endaweni ngikukhawulise”.
Today i didnt go to work am waiting for my turn.

Akenishoni bafethu lomuntu owayekhanda i Roll On,
wayeNukelwa ikhwapha likabani vele?

My Goal This Year Was To Be Madly😝 Rich🤗
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I’m Mad Already.. 🙄Slowly Getting There

When she tells you umgosi athi uyamshisa..
then she tells you not to tell anyone
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Manje mina ngishe?

Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

IWORLD CUP ISIFIKILE ASAZI!

Quote of the day*

*Taxi driver* : ngicela sibhadaleni ngama seat
*Passenger* : bese sihlala phezukwani?

Divorce is for rich people.
Imagine going to court
libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkaftin ze
ice creamHayibo stick together once*

Ever noticed?
Umuntu wesilisa ma egqoke ama pyjama ungathi luhlanya ulufohle esibhedlela.
Thats why ngingawathengi mina.

Zahara: loliwe loliwe why did you lie
Black: loliwe loliwe wai dudula
I can’t believe people have been singing a lie for 6 years

Kanti akelitsho uDP lo elikhuluma ngaye utshoni
when referring to Profile Picture,
is it Drofile Picture?