Ikushaye I exam uze ucabange kusukuma u invigilate

Whites: I lost control of the vehicle and it went off road.
Blacks: Ngithe ngithi phapha imoto yathi lami ngathi awubonanga wena isihlanhlatha ngayithi yathii

Umtshele kahle umuntu omnyama ukuthi ulahle R900.
Yena athi “yithousand phela leyo”
Ayii surrend!!!!

Bonke laba abangalele njengamanje Bayafeba or
omahlalela abasebenzi

ONLY BLACK WILL SAY “NI BUSY NIHLELI NITHULE”😂😂
BUSY HUH???😮😮
NXXX AYI NINA

Kundzima kujola neli 2000s nisathi nlele umuntu uyavuka ngo 5:
ekseni uthi ufuna ukukuphindisa
kanti ufuna kugezisa Talking Tom

“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??

After being robbed:
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White people: Are you okay?
Black people: Baphi?

Into emnandi ngofacebook uyakwazi ukususa
uLIKE wakho umuntu ma sekujwayela kabi

Mom & his Son😜😜😜
Son: Mama Ngilambile….
Mom: ehh Yidla mina mos😝
Son: huh..! Mama wena ngeke uvume mos

If we were like Chickens🐔
Ngabe ngiGiJimisa someone Manje

Ngi_Right lana estulweni…
Why kwamele ngihlale Mbhedeni❓
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Leyooo Question..😭😭😭
That’s why There’s no Chair in my room

Not all Boys are “Cheaters”
Some are “Leopard”
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Niyeke uku Khuluma uDotti

You can play Hard to Get 😓
But mina I’ve already Kissed😘you in my Dreams💤😂
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Sengize ngiqabanga nokuk’Dump

Men cheat – Women forgive😭
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Women cheat -Mpama👋, mpama👋, mpama👋, superman punch 👊, ese dizzy njalo Super kick ba ngathi😑 yaphakama athi RKO😭
Gqiba uhambe uyotshaya cigarette yakho🚬😂