Ladies the same “I love you” that makes you blush and feel like you’re owning 85% of this world,
have broken so many heart’s. So take it easy, o tlogele go phapha

Nxa uSingle uzwa ngcono nxa uhlanganise imali lomuntu eTaxin bese ihanjiswa nguwe ukhulumele phezulu uthi “sibabili lapha”.

Mina ngo 67min kaMandela day nakhu engizimisele ngukukwenza:

1.Ngizolungisa indlu yegagu, kunini yanetha bakwethu?

2.Ngizosiza Izimbila njengoba zizobe zithutha I’m sure zizobe zisindwa.

3.Ngzohamba ngiyolanda lendoda eyashaya uNomathemba ngifuna ichaze yayishayelani ingane.

4.Ngizobheka leliPhela elaluma uNano eyoboleka uphondo.

5.Ngizothenga leskhathi esadliwa yinja.

6.Ngizonikeza ijuba imali yokugibela mase beyolichutha phambili,lingafiki selikhathele.

7.Ngizothengela ikati umbhede,kunini lalala eziko sekuyazwela manje.

8.Ngizobe ngipholisa amaseko.

9.Ngizonicelela ukubona uDriver wakaKhumbul’ekhaya.

10.Ngizohamba ngiyobheka lomuzi onotshwala okuhlezi kuthiwa uzokhonjwa.

11.Ngizosula utshwala obugayiwe njengoba kuthiwa buchitheka bugayiwe.

12.Ngizofuna umuntu esohlangana naye eskhaleni kwaNtombela.

13.Ngizomanzisa imbhenge ukuze abazoyikhatha bangagqilazeki ngokuyikhotha yomile.

14.Ngzohamba ngiyobheka amagwababa lapho achobanela khona.

15.Ngizohamba ngiyosiza amagwababa echobana I’m sure khona eselikhathele.

Yikho engizokwenza ngosuku lokuzalwa kukaTata Mandela.

got into A Taxi with 3 boxes of Pizza &
Went
Straight to the backseat…
.
‘Zulu driver’
“Noma Ungahlala eBackSeat
Uzowabhadalela Lawo MaTiles”

INDODA YANGEMPELA IGEZA NGO PETROL MAQEDE YOTHE UMLILO😏☝
~THE REST HELLOW LADIES

Vodacom ngimshiye neskweledi sa R78 for lobuhlungu langivisa bona nge Happy Friday…

Him:Umuhle.
Her:Thanks.
Him:Ngyabuza?

Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno ama
yellow nkare o hupile di emoji

The fact the cheaters is coming to South Africa doesnt shake nakancani… I will just buy a camera man a 2litre coke and chips then he shoot ampty chairs… Welcome to Sata Frika wena…

Black parents be like
“Yabonake aythukwa inhlamba laykhaya uyezwa masimbskho?

Dont ask me a relationship advice. I went back to the same girl 12 times… Solo bathi mnike i chance

Indoda Egqoka Ama-Pyjam(a) ✋
Ngathi Uhlanya Oleqe Esbhedlela!

I wonder kuyokwenzekani mhla uMazwi athola ukuthi nathi besiyazi lendaba ka Rorisang😌

Senzo Mteshane:Shuth nathi sizinja

Me: Bae World Cup Phelile
Her : Njenge Relationship Yetsu

If yu think money is the only thing that changes istep somuntu then awukaboni umuntu ophethe isikhiye salapho okulenyama lotshwala emfeni

-Ufuna ukuncengwa
-Ufuna ukuqakezelwa
-Khona ke ukuhlala ecatshile ukuze adingwe

Intombi eza ngamasimba uyibona ngokufika icela itoilet ifika nje…