I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’

Ama relationship ayafana nezitulo zasemholweni ngoba nj uphuma yochama uthole sekhlezi omuny

imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani

Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt

THE PAIN OF BEING TOO FORWARD!¡¡!¡
Him:Umuhle
Her:Thanks
Him:Beng’buza

A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.

Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!

So You say you beautiful how many guys
abazame ukukshela vandag??

Ngamthand umunt ngenhliziy ngob yaphulek vele umthand ngamaqakal

Angilwi!! Ngicel ukbuza kulaba abanempandla if begeza bayigeza kanye nekhanda or kanye nobuso

When your girlfriend text you ” babie ngihambisa ugirl kubaba wakhe ngobuya monday ekusen……” ngyakuthanda yezwa and takecare

Shit that sore body you get just from reading this kind of message yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You know that she will definitely get tlof tlof kubaba wengane yakhe

Imagine uposter ubae wakho then
abo
Sfucken base Facebook ba
commente
“nyobed”

iThuso Phala Ayikhethile Kuthi uyenza Kanjani as long Uzoqhaqhazela nje