Whites: stop the car please…

Blacks: hooooo whoaaaaaa hooooo……

😂mara black people….eeeeh nilale

So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why

Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says
“Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”

Obuny’ ubukhwele…..

Ngihamba lonamfana edolobheni siphambane lonkazana omuhle isqamula mayezi,itshatshazi ..sithi nxa sphambana laye ngiginye okungamathe kanti owakwami umbonile….☹☹

Abethi kimi “khafula phangisa”

Walala eTaxin uPregnant sikhipha umtwana
siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy

Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……

Sikunyise istress uzibone usuchitha
iwashingi usuneka amanzi

• You Can’t Be Ugly & Eat Simba or Lays..
Uthi Ama-Skopas Adliwa Ngubani?

ubone iSlay queen sishaya ivosho uchazeke ^_^ kanti sicashela umnikaz weWeave :v

Indoda yangampela masizochama
uyizwa imemeza ipin isho nemal yonk esebank

When your dad is gay
Him:knock knock
You:ke mang…?
Him:ke ntsatsago

Whites: No sweety don’t eat that
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Blacks: Yeeey wena phuuuu kaka

Real Love is When you See Your Bae Kissing someone else
And You Calmly Say:
“Asambe Babe KuLate,
Uzombona Noma Kusasa Lomuntu Wakho.!!”
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Yess!!👌

Whites: We Out Of Alcohol 😢😕
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Blacks: Fihla’ibhodlela Fast Bayeza

You know you will never win if the security guard say
“💁‍♂️Kodwa mshana umthetho awuvumi ”

Ikunyise i relationship uzithole sewu citha iimpahla u eneka amanzi…