Yaz mara It’s painful being a side chick Shem😏:
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Palesa : Hi baby😊
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Sol : Sho chief zkhiphani ?😒
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Palesa :” just called to say I love you “.😊
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Sol: “Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke 😒”
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Palesa: “ok Good night baby”😊
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Sol : “Viva comrade

Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. 😂 😂 😂

Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.

Iphenti le slender alihluphi ngisho nje nakancane. 😂 😂 😂
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Ungali washa nange zinyembezi, just to save water.

If ubae wakho ukwatile,nawe kwata nibe yi skwatta Camp once

Uyaphi kuSummer unganawo amashiya itakunyisa lemvula unye uzolidweba ukhathale

If ekfihla nawe mfihle✋😏kvele kube amafihli fihli

Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says:
“Ngikubonile Ulwa Izolo”

You post a pic with a child that is not yours😐
We comment “MAZWI”

We hurt loyal girls and keep hoes happy.
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Singama sende yaz

Uthi Ugezile Umuhle😝 Kuvele Umuntu Athi
“Geza Sizohamba”

Uthenge i phone📱 yegama le Fridge
“Hisense” but mayi freezer uyamangala

If She Doesn’t Introduce You To Her Parents,
Chamela Phakath Bazozfikela Bona Bezokbona

Police:knock knock
Nyaa: Ngubani
POLICE:ngabantu bomthetho
Nyaa:nifunani.????
POLICE:phuma sixoxe
Nyaa:nibangaki.???
POLICE:singu two
Nyaa:Xoxani lowu Two mina ngisalele.

When your gf leaves her size 8 shoe by the door and your mom shouts “Ubani lendoda esigqoka AmaPumps la?