Cashier: Sorry bhuti ikhadi lakho liya Decliner
Bhuti: Umemezelani pho neshiya elitshekile

Izolo bengivakatshele kwelinye isnoto le Pentecostal
lezi ezabo “Man Of God”. Kufike isikhathi sokunikela.
Eduze kwami bekuhlezi enye indoda ebonakala
idatshukelwe kakhulu. Basukuma abantu bayanikela.
Lale indoda ebonakala ihlupheka yasukuma yayanikela.
Ma ihaba izicathulo zayo zibhobokile phambili, zihamba
zivuleka isola ithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu. Ngibone
bonke abantu beyibheka lindoda, lomfundisi wayibheka
ngamehlo alosizi waze wehlisa inyembezi u Man Of God.
Ifike yanikela ngokuncane ekade ilakho lindoda yabuye
yayahlala phansi. Ithe isihlezi kwathuleka duu esontweni
abantu bebheke lindoda umfundisi elokhu ehlengezela
inyembezi. Umfundisi wabe eyibiza eyisa phambili, labantu
belokhu beyilandela ngamehlo. Ithe ifika phambili umfundisi
wakhipha ama pile angu two awama US$ esikhwameni sakhe
akade ebotshwe ngamarekeni. Ibandla lonke lamkhangela
u Man Of God latshaya izandla yena esakhipha imali
esikhwameni sebhatshi. Uthe eseyikhiphile ama pile amabili
abotshwe ngerekeni umfundisi wayibheka lindoda wathi:
“Mfowethu ngizwa ukudabuka okukhulu ngendlela okhanya
uhlupheke ngayo” Wakhulula imali umfundisi wathatha
amarekeni lawana wayinikeza indoda wathi:
“Thatha nanka amarekeni mfowethu uzabopha izicathulo
zakho zingahambi zisithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu”.

Nya(8): Missi ngcelani ukubuza, Can u beat me fo something i did not do? Miss: No my student! I wud neva do that! Y do u ask Nya? Nya: Wel ma’m, i did not do my homework!

Whites: Tell Everyone M Coming Home
Blacks: Wena O Nore Tuu, Ska Botsa Motho, Baloi Ba Kare Thibela Tsela

Okare Kea Bona BF Yao Ya Di Dreads E Apara Condom Mola Osare Watla Ebe A Bula Engwe Condom A Ntsha Rekere A Bofe Lephondo… Hee! Heee! Gotlo Nyiwa Xem

When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” 😂😂 unye nyi

Her:Babe I’m pregnant.
Him:Ushintshe igama!
Her:Hayi wena I’m pregnant Serious ”
Him:Hahaha and Surname futhi!!

That moment u sit next to a hot chic in a kombi then when u start hitting on her an old lady u know says…

“Ngakucina ufuna ukuphinda iO level okwesithathu wacina upasile yini”

Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.

Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la

Him: Umuhle
Her : Ohw Thank You😊
Him: Yeah Ngyabuza..

Virgin ngeke ulizwe lithy *seen*
mara abo mgodi 😨 yeey no seen o horny🚶

Whoever says ‘ikusasa alaziwa’
please tell them that tomorrow it’s Sunday

New Pregnancy ​​​ Test o tshela
Danone kamo gare ga kuku hae sa boe
it means ngwana oe jele

I won’t drink a single drop of Mofaya until DJ
Sbu confess that he was Mzekezeke