Long Distance Relationship
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Thabo : Wud
Her : Ngiyadla Bbe
Thabo : Mapha
Her : Thatha
Thabo : Kgam Kgam Kgam Am Done

Inyama yaseWoolworths ndlela le idura ngayo ngathi inkukhu zalapha zine Matric,

Dear future Bae

When I’m online and not talking to u it means
I’m talking to my uncles about iLobola so ngaphazamisi tuu

wish ipipi liyasi reportela
like Bank transaction uzwe
ngeMassage ithi ” 1Round withdrawn from Thabo and 2ml of spermsdeposited to Mbali’s accountusing dog style

Ikhale ifon etaxin sithule sonke sifun ukuzwa iindaba umuntu avele athi “NgiseTaxin sokhuluma uma ngehla” obani ubunja ngampel??

Uthi uvakashel i-boyfriend yakho you
misplace your phone and you ask him to
borrow you his phone, ubone wallpaper its
you uthi uyaslide uthole kune password
uthi “babe ipassword” avele akunyise athi
“your name hun ” uthi ushaya number
yakho ibhalwe ‘my wife ‘ kuvele kuthi
shishiliza nge ass phansi. Uthi usangen Ku
WhatsApp wakhe profile uwena , gallery
kugcwele wena Facebook kwi bio uwena,
awkodwa ngelosi yomjolo . Athi babe nali
card lase FNB… Uthi I_pin bbe? Athi your
date of birth hun Aaahw Jesu this guy
you say…
Uthi usaguquka embhedeni uvele
uphaphame ephupheni unye nyi

Security guard : student card
King Sol : here it is ” ”
Security guard : Mthembu tlo bone

“Nywe nywe Shaka Zulu never had a child”
kan Cosmo mntwanaban??

Her : babe ngila kini e gate(ini)
Him: Livuliwe??
Her : jha bbe
Him: Livale uhambe angikho

My Girlfriend Said (On Fb Inbox): “Baby Can
You Slap My Father For R3 Million?”
Me: “Yewena Nginga Qala ngoMamakho
Ngize ngoBabakho Then Ngyodubula
Abantwana Bakin E Creche”
(She Blocked Me)..
Then I Sent WhatsApp “Ngbulale Nawe”
(Blocked Me On WhatsApp)..
Sent Her A Please Call “Ngshise Nendlu
Yakin”
I Hate Stupid Questions