Hi Babe imoto yam iyahlupha ngiku N3 between Nkosi St & Majola Rd. Problem ngathi yiWindscreen ye engine. I-fanbelt ayifuni ukuvula i-bonnet yeboot. Dashboard ayingeni kuReverse plus i-spare wheel siphelelwe i-brake fluid. Ngapha amaVeiw mirrors adinga i-oil. Kunzima love I’m not sure ukuthi ngizofika in time for Valentines!

White: Wow yr girlfriend is beautiful
Blacks: ekse mithisa lengane wena

Do ladies also look at a guy and say
“uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaa

Imagine Dating Someone Who Blocks And Unblocks You…
ngathi Uyi Drain Yamasimba

I just did 5 push ups now I feel like starting a fight
msun yenu nonke.. wozani la

UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

Question : why did you break up with your boyfriend ??
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White girl answer: he said I don’t give him enough time, so he saw someone else
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Black girl answer : ahh loyo , uthe nje nywee! nywee! Ini, ini, mina nginjani, njani , kwasha kwacima, yena sewuqonywe, kuphi kuphi

Teacher to learner
TEACHER: Why are you late?
BOY: The bus didn’t want to be famous
TEACHER: What!!!!
BOY: The bus didn’t want to be famous
TEACHER: Say it in IsiZulu
BOY: Ibus ibingafuni ukuduma!!!

Him :”I like you but you are in a relationship.”
Her : “Ngena ayilumi!!”

Top 3 ya Difebe according to each tribe.

Ndebele
1. Ndlelehle
2. Sbongile
3. Nomqhibelo

Pedi
1. Mmametja
2. Rosina
3. Pheladi

Vhenda
1. Phumudzo
2. Lufuno
3. Mashudu

Tswana
1. Kutlwano
2. Boitumelo
3. Kerabetswe

Zulu
1. Sne
2. Mbali
3. Ntombikayise

Xhosa
1. Siviwe
2. Luthando
3. Luvuyo

Afrikaans
1. Chantelle
2. Leon
3. Maria

Tsonga
1. Tiniko
2. Tsakane
3. Ntsako