Uthi uvakashele iBoyfriend yakho ungaboni phone yakhoand ask him to borrow you his phone,ubone i-Wallpaper nguweuthi uya slide uthole kune Passworduthi Babe i-Password avele akunyise Athi “Your name love” Uthi ushaya iNumber yakho uthole ibhalwe “Makoti ka mama”kuvele kuthi shishiliza nge assphansiuthi usabuka WhatsApp wakhe Dp nguweShareit nguweGallery kugcwele wenaku Facebook nguweBio nguweAwh kodwa Ngelosi yomjoloAthi babe nali Card lase Capitac uthi i_Pin?? Athi your Date of birth loveAwh Jesssoooo_Uthi usaguquka uvele uphaphame ephuphweni Unye Nyii

Umfazi akabekwa isandla.
That’s why ngimshaya ngelitje.”

Bo Driver Iyekeni Lento
Yenu yokususa imonto
Singakahlali phansi
Yazi sengiqabul ugogo omubi
Kanjan la etaxin angibon njr
Ngizodla ngendlel engicikek ngayo

Ushaye uThandeka ngempama
uzwe esethi “what are you trying to happen huh?”

If ujola nabangani bam, khohlwa ngendaba yomshado!
Asiyikhulumi ngisho noma sidakiwe

You Go with a Zulu person to the cinema at 20:30 and he be like
“Hhay bafo awtshele abantu bakho bafake uZalo”

Me : sawubon gogo
Gogo : yebo
Me :ukhona zinhle
Gogo: yebo ukhona (amemeza) zinhle vela
Me: zinhle unayo lencwadi lethi im here 2 see u
Zinhle :no nginale ethi ” im buzy”
Me : lena ethi ‘whn must i come back ?’
Zinhle : kunale ethi “8:30mp
Gogo: awuyifun le ethi” do you think i’m stupid wena mfana”