WHITES: I didn’t think he’d be such a bad person hey…
BLACKS: Ngimbone evela nje nge-spotti se-Dickies namehlo athusayo. Igazi lami lathi shaaarrrr… Ngavele ngathi lo akalunganga nex !!
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Whites: We had a few drinks
Blacks: Sifike sathi 6, sathi 12. Sathula sababheka bacabanga ukuthi siphelelwe sathi bhodlela😂😂
People be like ” I saw you at shoprite and you looked so serious”
bekumele ngenzeni?
ngihleke nama rice?
Indlela omkhulu ngayo kuthatha amahora amabili ukuthi ungene emotweni
– Don: You Know i Can Make A ZULU Guy Bark Like A Dog ? 😒
– White Man: 😏 No Ways Dude ✋ That’s impossible 😤
(They Meet A ZULU Guy Who is A Friend Of Don)
– Don: Mfethu Uyazi Ukuthi U Simon UshoniLe ? 😓😥
– ZULU Guy: HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! !!!! Kanjani??
I can’t wait to teach my son English…
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Inhloko – head
Inyawo – Foot
Umfazi – Snake
Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezu
Cela ukubuza kwaba cc benza amazipo ukuthi uma unegqithi bhatala full price yhin?
Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezulu
At Psycad they say we should get enough rest and the lecturers tell us to make at Varsity you shouldn’t sleep three for more than three hours… kahle kahle nithi what must we do?
Se like lananzelela yini ukuthi ireaction yokuhleka kumacomments ikhamisa kakhulu ukudlula amanye.?
Umbona nge profile picture eyu Half ukuthi lo !
Unomzimba omise okwa green pepper
Ayikho into ebuhlungu bathi uyaphinda ungaka dlanga emnyanyeni
Ave inescefe intombazane embi mayhamba namahle uyizwa isisho kqala isithi”sjahile”
NELLY : Sizwe’s phone hello😐
*Zinhle: hi ngicela ukukhuluma no Sizwe😐
*NELLY : sorry usalele ngicela ubuye ufonele later😐
*Zinhle : ngikhuluma nobani vele?😐
*NELLY : mina ngu NELLY intombi yakhe😊
*Zinhle : OK ngicela ungitshelele yena ukuthi U Zinhle intombi yakhe yase Zakheni bekafonile and bengithi ngiyeza ngizomenzela i washing😊
*NELLY : don’t worry dear sengiyenzile sengi ayina i uniform yakhe manje, ohh uwena oshiye le gown e pink la?😊
*Zinhle : yebo eyami ngicela ungibekele yona kahle nama sleepers😊
*NELLY : OK by the way ngibona nama pillow case amasha la😊
*Zinhle : yebo ngiwathenge last week e street sheet ngo R500😊
*NELLY : OK ngizoknika u R250 kanye nemali ye taxi wona mahle shame une taste girl😊
*Zinhle : thanx ngicela utshele uSizwe ukuthi ngizombona next week😊
*NELLY : why ngezi kusasa ntambama ngoba mina ngizohamba ekseni😊
*Zinhle : OK dear bye then😊
*NELLY :bye bye love😊
IMPILO KUMELE IBE NJE ANGITHI LADIES NEH
In English “Ungenaphi” …Means: “Through Which Opening Does Your Audacity Allow You To Make an Unsolicited Opinion About a Matter That Does Not Involve You”
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