Mawuqeda ukugeza, ungivulele iPhone yakho….
Kulowo mzuzu umuntu wakhona, akasaphumi eBathroom.
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π©π½βπ¦±Igcwele imoto, sala Gugu.”
π§πΏOhk, ngicela I-weave yami Nkuleh.”
π©π½βπ¦±Hawu, Oh
Ngeke ndiphinde ndijole ku Facebook π’π’π’π’π’neverπππ
Ngahlangana nomunye ubhuti kwenye yama group alana ku Facebook, Wangibhalela eceleni ku inbox ngagcina sengimnike ne number sesifonelana.
Sihambile iskhathi simane sixoxa sagcina sesijola ai kwabamnandi kakhulu futhi bekengekho umuntu ohlupha omunye π€·ββοΈ
Lobhuti uhlala eMzinkulu mina ngihlala eXobho .zihambile inyanga sizijolela naye sifounelana njalo kumnandi nje kwethu,ngenye imini wangibuza kuthi ngineminyaka engakanani ngamtshela yooo wavele wathuka
So ize sixoxa ke ngambuza ukuthi yini ngathi uyamothusa indaba yeminyaka yam whathi ngimncane kakhulu cz ungishiya ngo 20 years kodwa ngenxa yokuthi besesijwayelene and akabonakali ukuthi umdala savele saqhuba sashaya ngathi asboni.
Last week sixoxile sazama ukuhlela usuku esizobonana ngalo then sagcina ngelithi sizobonana kule weekend so wathi uzofika Friday.
Ngempela ufikile Friday wangifounela ethi asihlangane e town ngagibela ngasuka shwiii ngafika town yoooo sabonana wangigxumela ubhuti wangibamba ejabulile lapho usulekeni wangicabuza ngabona abantu besibukaπ
Sahamba sayothenga into esizoyidla endlini ei lapho sengijaheni vele ai sathenga sangena emotweni saya endlini
Sithe nje siqeda ngena ndlini ngabuyisa iscabha saqala sabambana yooo sacabuzana lapho asisakwazi nokuzibamba
Eish yaz siyangibambezela isizulu ncono ngiyisheshise lenkulumo ngesi Venda.
Nde vha zwi funa naa vha nyakwita,
Ndi amba vha ndevhe dzaβ€ mapangu
Ndi nne muvenda nga vala,
Ndi nne muvenda nga luambo,π
Hune nda kanda hu sala gadiso,
Line la talusa nneπ
kha vhothe,
La talusa leri nandi haa,
Ndi nnyi muvenda mu bikwa na iveπ
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Leri ndi ene nne mutuka
Leri ndi nnyi πMunna murema,
Ene asa sa swi nga vhuswa,
Le ndiπ nnyi Munna wa mmvi thumbuni,
Ndi nnyi ngalaha mavhongwe,π
Li no dzhena khimbali nga nayo,
Phindulo ya ri ndi Ene muvenda,
Muvenda mubikwa na ive la vhibva.π’
Ai kunzima ngempela πππππππ
uJesu wafela izono zethu, thina sifela amaChina. Kuzomele sifakwe nathi eBhayibhelini.
KwaBase-South Africa.
Haiy, abantu bayayithanda inyama. Senihlulwa nawukubona ukuthi akusilo ithumbu leli, inyoka engiyishaye ngitheza izinkuni. Ni busy nilokhu nithi ngilishisile lethumbu. Anisaboni nokuthi nidla inyoka. Yabona ukudakwa u tshwala futhi!!
Ujehova uyayibusisa inicabango yomuntu emihle kodwa emibi ukushaya ngayo
Kanti mina ngolindiswa kuzekubenini ,siyahamba isikhathi,ngizodlula ngingezwa msindo emvakwami njalo
Yeyi ungobomethemba umuntu ofihla ama last seen yisonakali leso
Wake waba nenhlanhla Yamawengane oletha iboyfrnd yakhe kini.
Uyamazi u don’t care Mabuza?
Nywe Nywe Nywe… ujola nesangoma.
Kanti sona asiyena yini umuntu. Noma kunezicubi ezingekho.Yake yagulisa bani impepho.
Uyazi ukuthi wena usangana ngempela. Ukwenza kanjani ukuthi uthi uhlala kini…kodwa ucele kwi boyfriend yakho ukuya ePartini.
Uyazi I’m worried. Imagine sleeping with a senior citizen, a pension payout beneficiary.Ngoba ngithi ngifuna ukuba NEMALI ENINGI, UGogie pho!!!
Kubo bonke laba ababethi uBabe ungidlisile, ngihlezi naye la sixoxa ngodaba lwenu, ngicamele esifubeni sakhe nginibala 1 by 1ππ
Haiybo! Uyazi ngiphuphe kambi kanjani izolo kuthiwa abafazi baphelile estolo. Nabakade bekwi laybye bonke bakhokhelwe u cash. Ngaphuma estolo ngijuluke ngimanzi ngingaphethe lutho ngoba naye lo ebengithi uSoulmate wami kuthiwa uthengiwe… Cash on delivery, uhambile naye
Sengikubambile, sengiyazi ukuthi uwena. Ur busy ulokhu uthi makhi_makhi (Makhelwane) kimi, kanti wazi kahle ulambela ezinkukhwini zami. Ngifuyile kodwa wena uyangintshontshela.Y ungasho ukuthi uyazithanda ngikusisele. Uyinkentshane imbungulu uqobo lwayo. Udla amandla ami lwabishi, doti…
Ngi bussy usuku lonke ngilungiselela umuntu othe uzongivakashela aqede yonke indlala kimi. Ngimphekele kamnandi nenkukhu isibhuxhabhuxha. Udla inkukhu yami uze uncinda iminwe, Uhlulwa ukudla mina. Ujika lapho ungishaya ngo solo. Ngizowenzani u-one round, angahamba kanjani yena esuthi mina ngilambile?Uyadlala. Ngiyayifuna nje inkukhu yami.