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Mawuqeda ukugeza, ungivulele iPhone yakho….
Kulowo mzuzu umuntu wakhona, akasaphumi eBathroom.



πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ¦±Igcwele imoto, sala Gugu.”
πŸ‘§πŸΏOhk, ngicela I-weave yami Nkuleh.”
πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ¦±Hawu, Oh

Ngeke ndiphinde ndijole ku Facebook 😒😒😒😒😒neverπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

Ngahlangana nomunye ubhuti kwenye yama group alana ku Facebook, Wangibhalela eceleni ku inbox ngagcina sengimnike ne number sesifonelana.

Sihambile iskhathi simane sixoxa sagcina sesijola ai kwabamnandi kakhulu futhi bekengekho umuntu ohlupha omunye πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Lobhuti uhlala eMzinkulu mina ngihlala eXobho .zihambile inyanga sizijolela naye sifounelana njalo kumnandi nje kwethu,ngenye imini wangibuza kuthi ngineminyaka engakanani ngamtshela yooo wavele wathuka

So ize sixoxa ke ngambuza ukuthi yini ngathi uyamothusa indaba yeminyaka yam whathi ngimncane kakhulu cz ungishiya ngo 20 years kodwa ngenxa yokuthi besesijwayelene and akabonakali ukuthi umdala savele saqhuba sashaya ngathi asboni.

Last week sixoxile sazama ukuhlela usuku esizobonana ngalo then sagcina ngelithi sizobonana kule weekend so wathi uzofika Friday.

Ngempela ufikile Friday wangifounela ethi asihlangane e town ngagibela ngasuka shwiii ngafika town yoooo sabonana wangigxumela ubhuti wangibamba ejabulile lapho usulekeni wangicabuza ngabona abantu besibuka😏

Sahamba sayothenga into esizoyidla endlini ei lapho sengijaheni vele ai sathenga sangena emotweni saya endlini

Sithe nje siqeda ngena ndlini ngabuyisa iscabha saqala sabambana yooo sacabuzana lapho asisakwazi nokuzibamba

Eish yaz siyangibambezela isizulu ncono ngiyisheshise lenkulumo ngesi Venda.

Nde vha zwi funa naa vha nyakwita,
Ndi amba vha ndevhe dza❀ mapangu
Ndi nne muvenda nga vala,
Ndi nne muvenda nga luambo,😘

Hune nda kanda hu sala gadiso,
Line la talusa nneπŸ‘… kha vhothe,
La talusa leri nandi haa,
Ndi nnyi muvenda mu bikwa na iveπŸ‘…πŸ‘

Leri ndi ene nne mutuka
Leri ndi nnyi 😝Munna murema,
Ene asa sa swi nga vhuswa,
Le ndi😭 nnyi Munna wa mmvi thumbuni,

Ndi nnyi ngalaha mavhongwe,πŸ™„
Li no dzhena khimbali nga nayo,
Phindulo ya ri ndi Ene muvenda,
Muvenda mubikwa na ive la vhibva.😒

Ai kunzima ngempela πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

uJesu wafela izono zethu, thina sifela amaChina. Kuzomele sifakwe nathi eBhayibhelini.
KwaBase-South Africa.


Haiy, abantu bayayithanda inyama. Senihlulwa nawukubona ukuthi akusilo ithumbu leli, inyoka engiyishaye ngitheza izinkuni. Ni busy nilokhu nithi ngilishisile lethumbu. Anisaboni nokuthi nidla inyoka. Yabona ukudakwa u tshwala futhi!!

Ujehova uyayibusisa inicabango yomuntu emihle kodwa emibi ukushaya ngayo


Kanti mina ngolindiswa kuzekubenini ,siyahamba isikhathi,ngizodlula ngingezwa msindo emvakwami njalo


Nywe Nywe Nywe… ujola nesangoma.
Kanti sona asiyena yini umuntu. Noma kunezicubi ezingekho.Yake yagulisa bani impepho.


Uyazi ukuthi wena usangana ngempela. Ukwenza kanjani ukuthi uthi uhlala kini…kodwa ucele kwi boyfriend yakho ukuya ePartini.


Uyazi I’m worried. Imagine sleeping with a senior citizen, a pension payout beneficiary.Ngoba ngithi ngifuna ukuba NEMALI ENINGI, UGogie pho!!!

Kubo bonke laba ababethi uBabe ungidlisile, ngihlezi naye la sixoxa ngodaba lwenu, ngicamele esifubeni sakhe nginibala 1 by 1😁😁


Haiybo! Uyazi ngiphuphe kambi kanjani izolo kuthiwa abafazi baphelile estolo. Nabakade bekwi laybye bonke bakhokhelwe u cash. Ngaphuma estolo ngijuluke ngimanzi ngingaphethe lutho ngoba naye lo ebengithi uSoulmate wami kuthiwa uthengiwe… Cash on delivery, uhambile naye

Sengikubambile, sengiyazi ukuthi uwena. Ur busy ulokhu uthi makhi_makhi (Makhelwane) kimi, kanti wazi kahle ulambela ezinkukhwini zami. Ngifuyile kodwa wena uyangintshontshela.Y ungasho ukuthi uyazithanda ngikusisele. Uyinkentshane imbungulu uqobo lwayo. Udla amandla ami lwabishi, doti…

Ngi bussy usuku lonke ngilungiselela umuntu othe uzongivakashela aqede yonke indlala kimi. Ngimphekele kamnandi nenkukhu isibhuxhabhuxha. Udla inkukhu yami uze uncinda iminwe, Uhlulwa ukudla mina. Ujika lapho ungishaya ngo solo. Ngizowenzani u-one round, angahamba kanjani yena esuthi mina ngilambile?Uyadlala. Ngiyayifuna nje inkukhu yami.