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Ama phone akwa Nongoma anama gas light, for ukulayitha imbawula namakhandlela kaSJAVA
The teacher call your name then you go in the front then you tell us a story then she will give you mask .The teacher called Thembelani he was drawing that time the teacher called “hey igama Lami Lelo” he drawers again
Intombi yakwagumede ifuna ngathi uma iikuvakashele ungayibekela isitambu ngoba eish zyadla lezinto azisuthi ๐๐๐๐ bophakathwayo yeyeye bombuni khondlo qwabe
Igama lakho ngu Zakhele mara usalwela ama-RDP๐ก๐ก๐ก๐
Ngimubi njengawe ngbukeka njengabazal bam kodwa ngnuhle knoZuma
Suka wena lento emnyama kube engathy ushe nendlu
Uyalava yini tarven ungari na Mali ni yedlela kuhibah loko seh hi dakwile
I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,๐ ๐
ndoda sishuta imovie uyasphambanisa๐.
haaaaaaa inhloni zangenzani๐๐
U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-
Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.
Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.
Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele
Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.
-Abemuhle uBobo akhohlwe ukuthy unentsila๐
Wake waphuza 2 nyana wasusiwa ngephutha, bathi hamba uyelala sudakwe kakhulu, wathi uyachaza ukuthi uwe ngephutha, bathi buyeke buyakudelelisa?
A Taxi Driver drives into a Petrol Station in a Fancy Surburb with his Toyota Quantum Taxi
Taxi Driver: Sawubona,Ngicela Ungifakele I Full Tank Mtakababa(Petrol)
Attendant:I only speak English sir,Could you please repeat that in English
Taxi Driver:Oh! Ok good morning,I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile,therefore I Cordially request that you transfere from your Subterranean Resevoir a sufficient quantity of the Combustible fluid of the Highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of preambullation to the Brim(fuel).
Attendant:Cha Mfwethu,Bengizidlalela,Uthe Ufuna I petrol Enjani??๐๐๐….
Yabona Beyonce umasekazothi
Wimpy all night
Ayi ngivele ngilambe straight