Mina angeke ngikhontrolwe yikhalenda, never!
Futhi nje, happy Valentine’s Day bathandi bamahlaya esiZulu.

UTira uthi uzovula iqembu lakhe likamaskandi next year, AmaTira Amahle.

Abaphuzayo baphuze fast, uDisemba uyaphela next week!

Ayikho indoda eyenzana i-profile picture, ngaphandle uma wena nonyoko nazi ukuthi nayenzani ingane yabantu.

Double period yeMaths yayingcono kabi kunalo Disemba!

Ukufunda incwadi phansi kwesihlahla kuhle, kodwa kubuhlungu kwisihlahla sikubona uphethe umngani waso ngesandla.

Ma-2000, aniwakhumbuli nje la maxoki uma esethi: “Umsindo wenu ngiwuzwa ngile e-staff room!”

Whites: “The Expendables.”

Blacks: ” Le movie enez’tarring zodwa.”

Angilele ngiyacabanga la, ubani owake wezwa iphoyisa linuka i-perfume? Or umthetho awuvumi?

“Hlala phansi, angeke ufe uma ungayanga lapho!”

Lapho mina ngiyezwa ukuthi ngizofa.

Sekufe 4 wamapleti kamama ekhishini, phela u”Nails done” ubegeza izitsha.

Konje kusasa kuqala ama-advert kaBack To School?

Pep noJet kade balulinda lolu suku.

Bazogxumbuzisa ama-veg kwi-mayonnaise bese bethi yi-salad.