Ngafeyila u-grade 11 4 times, ngaphasa u-Matric with 6 distinctions kodwa azange ngiye enyuvesi ngenxa yemali. Ngasebenza kwaPEP for 2 years before ngiye e-UKZN & finishing in record time. Now I’m a qualified CA.
Ngiyadlala, ngizama ukuba yi-motivational speaker.

WHITES:”Nice suit, David.”

BLACKS: “Aw Mdeva, senaba abefundisi?”

Ngisacela ngingiboleka ezinkomishi ezingu-4 zelayisi, ifoni yami ingene emanzini.

Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi’

To those I promised to meet, I’m sorry guys, anginaso iskhathi samasimba mina.

Kahleni-ke ma-local artists, ubani manje uSamthing Madadeni?

Black Coffee unenhlanhla ngokuthola owesifazane oqotho futhi onobuntu, abanye ngabe kade basiphosta lesiya sandla.

Kwi-assembly next week:
Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.”
Someone: “Khabaribe baba!”
Crowd: “Fire!”

Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja.

Njengoba ufuna umshado nje, ungakhohlwa ukuthi lapho upheka ngisho usuthi.

Abantu bakuhleba ngisho uzidlela i-Chappies, uzwe bathi: “Awubheke, akalenzi ibhamuza.

Uma wake wathunywa i-spoon ekhishini wafike wasisula ngeskibha, ngilandele. ISilo samabandla sifuna ukukhuluma nawe mayelana nenhlonipho nokuziphatha

Ngisemcimbini womjita abamenzele umhlonyane kubo ngoba yena uphuza i-Brutal, Bernin neStrongBow.

Uskwiza wenu usengicele isamba sika-R30, kanti ngoneni ezweni? Angifi ngani okungcono?

Hhayi bo! Nakhu ngifica umuntu okhulelwe estobhini, sesime sobabili manje sekungathi yimi-ke lo ogile lo mkhuba.

Sizonifunza kanjani ama-strawberries ngoba phela nina nidlela ukusutha?