Ake nisho, labo sisi bama-traffic cop le zinqa ezinkulu ezabo or ezasemsebenzini?

Umuntu amemeze uDuduzane ilanga lonke, then later usefuna ngimlande. 🙄

Akanamoto yini uDuduzane?

Ngiyakwazi njalo ukubona u-like ohamba nomona. 😐

OBundle Of Joy benu kodwa guys 🐸, sesiya-react(a) phela ngoba ingane ayinacala. 🙄

Sizothini?

If you think ngiyazitshela, nalokho ku-right, at least uyacabanga

Ngangithi kuyoshaya lo nyaka nginomuzi wami, 😥 ngiyabavuma ogogo benu shem.

Uthi obhala kahle:

Keep telling them, “Akuhlangani.” khona bezolala kahle ebusuku.

NdinguManelisi Dubase wendaba zeSABC, eBhayi.

Wena ungubani?

Niyangichaza uma senintshontsha ama-post bese nithi ‘feeling crazy’. 😎

Yini? Nihlanyiswa ukweba? 🤨

Uboke uzibuzele nje kuBae wakho ukuthi yini ama-Nouns nama-Verbs. 😐

Uboleke umuntu iskibha seLacoste, asifuthe nge-spray kuze kufe uxamu.

Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni.

Le nto kaDuduzane Zuma izodlula, nibobuza uKwesta, ubhodla yedwa manje. 😏

Angeke ulungise i-relationship kawu-4, 💔 siphe ithuba nathi singene.

Lathini kuwe ijuba sebelicuthile phambili? Kimi lafona lathi: “Bengikubulisa, phela asixabananga.

“Isikole esinjani sona lesi?” 🤨

Kusho mina ngihlulwa i-homework yengane.