Inkani yomZulu ngathi yi-trolley yase shoprite. Ay’control’lek

Imagine As You Enter Heaven And Jesus Asks
“Onore Xikwembu Ke Mang”?

Imagine if Butcheries were selling Nama ya motho; lmao and we all Would be like “sorry ke gopela nnyo ya R120 le marete a mabedi a R30 R30 ;change le tla mfa koko ya R13 le letswele la slender la R7. Thank you

Inkhani yoMzulu ngathi yi trolley yase Shoprite…
.ayi control’leki

Sometimes you gotta make a short prayer like :
“Nkosi uyazi ngifunani Amen!”

Umuntu ungamthand ngoba ubona sthombe sakhe
Saku FB cela ese ID
Mese niyabona nimisa kanjn

Whites : Nice Jacket
Whites : Thank You
Blacks : Nice jacket
Blacks : R2000 cabanga

Posting about ubae wakho ukuphethe kakuhle is so old,
post his/her number sizibuzele…

A.1983 – Umubi
B.1984 – Usile
C.1985 – Ubalulekile
D.1986 – Uhlakaniphile
E.1987-Usenhlanhleni
F.1988 – Umuhle
G.1989 – Uyaheha
H.1990 – Unentukuthelo
I.1991- uyathandeka
J.1992 – Unenjabulo
K.1993 – Uyigcokama/smomondiya
L.1994 – Umuhle kakhulu
M.1995 – Uzilungele
N.1996 – Uyanyanyisa
O.1997- Ungusiyazi
P.1998 – uyisidina
IQISO LODWA BAKITHI!!!

UNyaa waya lapho kunamantombazane
adayisa ngomzimba eyothenga.
Wafike wathi yena ucela eHIV positive.
Bambuza ukuthi yinindaba.
Wathi ufuna imthelele,
yena uzothelela uanti osebenza ekhaya,
uanti athelele ubaba wakhe,
ubaba athelele umama,
umama uzothelela indoda eletha ubisi.
Yiyona kanye lendoda ayifunayo ngoba
ishayise ibhaysikili lakhe yangaxolisa.

Zulu girls say: “Ubuhle bendoda iinkomo zakhe”
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In English: “The Beautiful man is a COW”
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Hehehe Thixo waseGeorge gorh!!

autumn n spring ketsa white people….
rena ego kano fisha ke summer n gwa tonya ke winter 4season for who?

Her:babe y osa founele

Him:babe phone e wele airtime ya tshologa

Uth yavuk eksen ulindel imsg ka “morning bbe
” uvel uzothol eth,”kphelil bekushlanganisil
” Yeses zyenzek izinto ngaphandl

Some Girls Are Fools Yazi, Iam sorry To Say So But Its True. -_-
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They Be Like:
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“Ngeke Ngikwazi Ukuthandana Nawe Uno Mawengane”
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Wtf Kanti Umawengane Uhlala Emasendeni Yini??