Analysis tym.
Ngokubona kwakho ngubani omdala phakathi kwakeli khehla le KFC laleli lakwa Grandpa?
50 mks

I overheard a fight next door and the woman said “ngifuna ukulala lamadoda wonke endaweni ngikukhawulise”.
Today i didnt go to work am waiting for my turn.

Akenishoni bafethu lomuntu owayekhanda i Roll On,
wayeNukelwa ikhwapha likabani vele?

My Goal This Year Was To Be Madly😝 Rich🤗
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I’m Mad Already.. 🙄Slowly Getting There

When she tells you umgosi athi uyamshisa..
then she tells you not to tell anyone
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Manje mina ngishe?

Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

IWORLD CUP ISIFIKILE ASAZI!

Quote of the day*

*Taxi driver* : ngicela sibhadaleni ngama seat
*Passenger* : bese sihlala phezukwani?

Divorce is for rich people.
Imagine going to court
libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkaftin ze
ice creamHayibo stick together once*

Ever noticed?
Umuntu wesilisa ma egqoke ama pyjama ungathi luhlanya ulufohle esibhedlela.
Thats why ngingawathengi mina.

Zahara: loliwe loliwe why did you lie
Black: loliwe loliwe wai dudula
I can’t believe people have been singing a lie for 6 years

Kanti akelitsho uDP lo elikhuluma ngaye utshoni
when referring to Profile Picture,
is it Drofile Picture?

LABO SISI ABADLA INHLABATHI IBONA ABAZALA O
BRICKLAYER NO DAKA BOY

Girlfriend : Bbe😍
Boyfriend : Yes hun❤
Girlfriend : Sacela ngiphe imali ngiyafa yindlala
Boyfriend : Unayo i change ye R100?
Girlfriend :Yes boo😘😍
Boyfriend : Sebenzisa yona ke

Ayize i Fathers Day
Ni post labo baba
Abondla ibhomu ewuwena

ISIDINGO…..THE NEED
IMBEWU….THE SEED

YIN OKUNYE OKULANDELAYO???😂😂😂✋

INSANGU…..THE WEED

Her : Yoooh Ungigcokele Kahle yaz😍
Him : Angigcokelanga Wena