A wife cremated her deceased husband and placed his ashes in a mayonnaise bottle and wrote R.I.P on it. One morning she asked her maid to write the grocery list nd the last item was R.I.P
WIFE : Why Gonale R.I.P Mo Listing?
MAID : Ke spice sela sa bottle ya mayonnaise, se fedile madam

Dear People of Mzansi
Sepedi is a Language.
Mopedi is a Person.
Pedi is a Number(2).
Lepedi ke mmao

Toilets in Alexandra and Soweto are mostly wrritten on the back of the door…..please flush wen u done…..don’t use newspaper…..please clean me……but the day I visited Tembisa for the first time…..LOL that was worse…..wen I got in the toilet…..before I seat down….I saw the door written please read on the roof…..wen I throw my eyes there it was written sorry just read wats written on ur left…..wen I look on my left….the wall was written eish the truth is its written on ur right side….I looked at my right so bored and I saw wall written sorry its written at ur back….then I quickly turned around only to find out the wall is written in bold letters….. ” O TLA KAKA NENG O RATA DITABA SO???💔💔”

Her : Hey Wam, How was Your Night? 😊
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Me : 65677655795… Pin 1997 ( ABSA Cardlesd Withdrawal ) R1,000
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Her : Ohhh My Loving & Kind Boyfriend , What Are you up to??? 😍
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Me : 757438555647 Vodacom R110.00 … Ke robetse xap bbe, N ke plana goya Complex Late😊
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Her : Bbe ong tirang e sale frugg so ❤… Anyway Oya complex nakoang?
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me : PA 8655754742 ZA ( Post Office Parcel Track No: ) … Keya complex Kabo 4 bbe
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Her : im out of words bbe… i love you with everythin tht i hv wam’ ☺
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Me : 563842795474 R55 Vodacom Voucher For Your Brother ….
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*AM I THE ONLY 1 TREATIN’ MY GIRL LIKE THIS*???

Osendele motho ‘Happy birthday’ mo timeline yae😑ao late inbox are ‘Hi ke bone onsendetse Happy birthday message😑ne oreng?

Dad: How Are The Exams Son?
Son: Se Segolo Re Leboga Bophelo Papa

Nna Ke Godile Ke tseba Chelete Ya Pampiri le ya di Coins..
Ya Meriri Ke Thoma Go kwa Ka Lena

O Utswe Nama Ko Pitseng, Oeje Utlwe Bare
“Nama eleng Ko Pitseng e Bodile le efeng Mpsa”

A traffic cop asks his son how come you got the
lowest marks in your grade
Son: Tshwara R50 re tswe mo tabeng

December reba organised*
Ba Accounting ba tshwara chelete.
Ba Physical science ba mixer beer.
Ba tourism ba nyaka pleke yao chilla
Ba Consumer studies ba swara braai
Ba Geography ba focus on weather
Ba History ba tseya di pic(memories)
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Di drop out Reba Roma di ice’ng🙆

I once dated 5 girls at once that I did picmix their pic’s and caption it
“bae and my cousins”otla utlwa di ‘ncooh babe through”tsa teng

Only black people can point an
empty chair and still ask ” gore
gonale motho moo”

Her: Babe kgopela o nrekele airtime ya R12.
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Me: Ba Vodacom ba nkwatetxe bare kesa reka di airtime txa bona.
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Nka lapa!!!

Okwe Banyana Ko Toilet Tsa Menateng After 14 Savanna🍻
Chomi Wa Bona Nna Neh? I mean Nna Myself Chomi Neh!!Ke Nyaka Go Tlogela Bofebe Ke Thome Catering Business Plus Thabo Ore Otla Nrekela Equipments and Kamogelo Otla Nstockela,Ko Berekixa Van Ya Katlego…Bofebe Abo Patele Chomi O Bone Lebo O Jwang?? Yooh!Le Puff Aesa Dula…Nkadime Lipstick