After the baby is born they break up nna I’d never leave Bae we’d rather leave the baby harena ho kgaohanywa ke motho o re qalang ho mo bona

Teacher wrote a letter to a parent!!

Teacher: Khopela le hlapiseng ngwana ga nkge monate

Parent: dear ma’am o ska mo nkgella mo rute fela

Ladies you can have a child and still be clean,
gape ngwana ga a fihle vaslaap akere

O Tsene Le Bae Ko Geno Mmao Ao Biletxe Ko Kamoreng Okwe Are “Nna Aketlo Phela Ke Tshogile Kamo Motseng Waka

Ao Muff’e Moshimane Wa Gap Ebe Kuku E Sale E Nale Motshetshe

Her : Etsa Loudspeaker Omo Jwetse Haosa Mo Batla
Me : Bare Hakesao Batla

Girls Tlogelang Style Se Sa Lena Sa Go ithobatxa Fruu Ge Tshwanetxi Rele Khaphe. 4am Aebe 4am Please

Ke Nale Anger, Nka Fitlha Ko Lenyalong Ka Raga Cake Ka Txwa

Whites: Slow down, you’re driving too fast.

Blacks: Reatla Modimo waka… retla ka Quantum e white.

Ho Ratana Le Motho A Domo Ho Monate Yazi Nou Tjena Otseba Valentine E Tshwarelwa Limpopo This Year

Omo rekele di rusk ausi wako Rusty ge afihla gae a post”
eating bread biltong ka tea”

Baby mama: Hello ngwana o batla ho bua le wena
Baby daddy: Mofe phone
Child: Why shang shupoti wena mayetao

Tswelang pele ka bofebe, dikgomo tsa mahadi letla di bona skupung sa Inkomazi fela

Kid: Ntatemoholo ke eng Valentines?
Madala: ke Christmas ya difebe

Waitsi eyebrows tse dingwe dika dira gore o tlogele grocery mo till o ye gotshega kwa ntle

I prefer long distance relationships

Eseng bo
” Kemo corneng keo bone oya toilet ka kuranta”