Random Nigga: Onale monna wena neh?
Me: O bolela ka eng?
Random Nigga: Ska mpotxa maka pulis
Me: Okay fine kenale monna
1.He loves and respects me
2. He treats me right
3. I am secured and safe with him
4. Plus onyoba monate gore

Bagolo nthuseng, lesea la 3 weeks kele,
ke le hlakola ka newspaper,
lona le nnetse go bokolla

Dating a short girl is not a problem
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the problem is when crossing the road and people be like
”tshwara ngwana wahao ka letsoho

Ga Gosa Hlolokagala Gore Re Patele Funeral Cover,
Akere Moruti O Gona Otla Re Tsosha Bahung

Some Guy O Tsena Kamo Taxing A Loketxi Di Earphones, A Feta A Dula Next To A Hot Yellow Bone Lady
Him: Hello, How Are You?
Her: Ke Teng
Him: O Robetxe Jwang Maobane
Her : Abuti Hao Ntsebe Lego Ntseba Mare O Sontso Ompotsa Gore Ke Robetxe Jwang!
Him: Ausi Warasa Ki Bua Ka Phone!

Ntsele’ hopola Tshepo??
“Tshepo Ohama Kgomo’ Kgomo Ya Moraya’ Lebese Laqhalana” ?

Ohlokahetse day mahn

Ladies when I say tell me about yourself….I simply mean o batla bokae per month,o kolota account tse kae ke go patelle…
Eseng bo I am shy,polite and beautiful tsa MASEPA

Ke gopela ge le jola le di baby mamma tsa rena le sa kuka Bana ba Rena le kuke bona difebe tseo tsa lena tuu

O sure gore petrolya relationship ya gao Etla fihla good Friday Mara?

If she is short le price ya mahadi ke half aketlo
patele lebrakane ka price ya pitbul

Wa tseba re thakane ka moka mo bo le bo Mma Malatje ba gona le bo Mr Mathebula ba gona le bo sesi waka bo Mmakwena ba gona bana ke bona re sa ba nyakeng!!! Lol

Moimana ke go hlapa a nkga monate a ja di fruitka maternity dress eseng tse tsa lena tsao ja matlapa le go apara di kipatsa ANC LA ema di corner ka di nko tsao ruruga

Tsena sekolo
Rutega
Iperekele
Gore ere monna are fotsek! o be o re saa!

Teacher: give me types of lines

Thabo: horizontal line mam

Teacher: good boy, next

Hlogi: straight line mam

Teacher: nice boy, nthabiseng a re Utlwe wena ausi!!

Nthabiseng: online mam

Teacher: what?

Nthabiseng: just joking mam”offline”

Teacher: are we playing here?

Nthabiseng: nah sorry mam “Caroline” geh

The teacher fainted!! Mara nthabiseng Keng Mara nke ba itsi size tsa marete nke o tswile number one lwabish tena aaii