O mo nwese Makhelwane after 13 beers 🍺🍺🍺
utlwe motho a re..nna akitsi Nkgono waka o go loyela eng o motho o shap

Ex: I have feelings for you
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ME: Di tshware jwalo coz hake tauwe ketlo di lahla nna

Kgale Re Tshega Bana Ba Batho Ba MEO ……
Mara Nou Bona 😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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S’FISO NCWAN….. KULUNGILE BABA

O Rate Pina Coz e Rata Ke Motho Wago Kante Yena E Mogopotxa Motho Wag

Ke Tšhaba Leo Rekiša Phone 😿
Tlabe Šetji Bare Akna Tšhelete Yao Boela Morago

O chake after 2 days ho nyamele R100 utlwe bare
“ene azsnka ra nyamellwa ke chelete mona”

Ladies why hale rota lere ngwapa mekokotlo???
Hape ha ele hore la lwana le bue ho nyewe once

Tlohellang honwa jwala le jele cabbage.
Hona jwale motho ke enwa mona o qeta ho hlatsa
lekgapetla la cabbage le ngotsweng R13, 50

Him:Otle Ko Gae
Her:Nako Mang?
Her:Ka Di Nako
Her: Kante Nou Kedi Times

Please stop addressing me with titles like:
Baby
My love
Motho waka
Leng lwisa 😕😑 le mokgalabe kamo gae 😿😭😭😭

Etla Le Di Ice le 12 Ya Carona, Otlele Le Ngwanyana Wa Gago Six Ya Ice Tropez, Change Okano Ithekela Di Kwae, Vaya Ole One O Kgone O Bowa Fast”

Uncle: Thaka tsa hao di qetile skolo
Me: le wena thaka tsa hao di kgona ho kenya airtime

Dating a 2000 is not a problem..the problem starts when you tell her to send nudes then a dira ka Snapchat O Hwetxa Kuku ya Gona etla ka ditsebjane txa mmutla le nko ya katse

December ge ba nroma go reka tinfish ke boa ke rekile flyingfish.
ke di fish ka moka mos dia tshwana 😂

At the Zoo ❤❤
White : That’s a beautiful Green Snake 🐍
Blacks : Kore ge glass eka Phumega moh ro bona Masepa yoh