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Osare O Feditxe🍆🍑 Utlwe Are “Apara Diaparo Txago After Odi Hlobole Gape Okare Resa Thoma Soh”
(At Church +🙏) 👇😂😂
– Whites: She is Wearing A Nice Dress .. 😊😇😍👌
– Us: O Nyaka Moruti!!
Nagana o jola boyfriend yago gana le nyobana ko tseleng like nooo maaan
I don’t Argue with short girls,🤔ke tshella motho bottle🍼 ya Motoho a tsamaye alo robala😂😂
When you at the funeral 😥
then you bow down your head to cry 😥😥
Obona makhe a aperi dieta Banana
Aa qanyelwe ngwanana wako vaal ale di periods utlwe are” Bby ketle atswa hanyane”
Ke kopa ngoana oa skolo sa Qoaling High school a kokote ka lapeng hosane a nlate tlabe ke lebetse hore hosane ke school time ka baka le monate o hae Mona..
Me : O tlhaga Eastern Cape neh?
Her : yes. Why are you asking?
Me : ke utlwa ka magwafa a go
A rapele ka afrikaans lerato utlwe a re”jy is boerwoers lord”
Why Ge Re Fasitxe Batho Ba Ba Botse Resa Hlakane Le Motho Mo Pateng,
Mara Fase Lekgema Otla Bona
I Hate Seeing Someone Who’s Older Than Me “An Elder” Standing in A Taxi While M Sitting, Thts Why Keno Tswalela Mahlo🙆
My mom made me laugh so hard that I
ended up saying “ahhh wena o sebono
sa motho” and now I’m looking for a place
to rent”
E mohlole kuku utlwe asare enkga fish tlohela taba tsa fish o kote wena o yetsa khore o ferekantsa ke pipi eo ya haho ennyane
Ke dumedisa bo ‘Fuck me harder’ bo ‘ Oh shit’ le bo ‘
Go faster’ lena bo ‘Aaaah’ kere fotshekang
Random Nigga: Onale monna wena neh?😟
Me: O bolela ka eng?🙄
Random Nigga: Ska mpotxa maka pulis
Me: Okay fine kenale monna
1.He loves and respects me
2. He treats me right
3. I am secured and safe with him
4. Plus onyoba monate gore