Di Trata Mo Menong? Bathong Mara Ke Mang Aka Utswang Meno

Ba ofe password ya fb o kreye dichats di sa tsamaisane;
Her : Hellow
Him : Ka nnete wam
Her : A watla today 😓
Him : .mmhm o be o le monate 😍
Her : Good and you?🙆

Black people will laugh at you when you are pregnant BT etsetsa ngwana part tlabe ba siana ba tlisa ba bona kadi hlogo tse kima tsadi loaf

After Lockdown Retswa Kamo Ntlong Alphabetically. Wa Utlwa Wena Zandile?

Ke Rekisa Sehlare Sao Bolaya Magotlo 🐀🐁Wa Le Kitimisa, Ge Ole Tshwere Ole Nwesa 1 Teaspoon Frogo Le Mathapama

Ego Bethe Brutal 8 🍻 O Bethe Papao Lefatlha Ore ” Nna Ka Nwa… Joshua Door”

Motho Ao Tsholele Voroso E Nnyane, Yena Ake Tsholele Yao Dira ‘C’

Dating a chick from Mamelodi
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Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!

Relationship e monate the first 2 weeks,
after that re thoma go tlwaelana masepa!!!

Otlare monna ke 2 minutes noodles😑kgnt kuku yao ke mogodu🎃N mogodu tshwantse oje Fast 😓 before o kgahla

December ge ba nroma go reka tinfish ke boa ke rekile flyingfish.
ke di fish ka moka mos dia tshwana 😂

Dear People of Mzansi
Sepedi is a Language.
Mopedi is a Person.
Pedi is a Number(2).
Lepedi ke mmao

When a child breaks a glass in the kitchen…
Whites: Oh my baby, ain’t you hurt? be careful next time, ok..
Blacks: di psatle ka moka ebile o papao aba tsebe gore ke bokae