Ga Gosa Hlolokagala Gore Re Patele Funeral Cover,
Akere Moruti O Gona Otla Re Tsosha Bahung🙆

Dating a short girl is not a problem
.
.
the problem is when crossing the road and people be like
👉”tshwara ngwana wahao ka letsoho🙆

Bagolo nthuseng, lesea la 3 weeks kele,
ke le hlakola ka newspaper,
lona le nnetse go bokolla

Random Nigga: Onale monna wena neh?😟
Me: O bolela ka eng?🙄
Random Nigga: Ska mpotxa maka pulis
Me: Okay fine kenale monna
1.He loves and respects me
2. He treats me right
3. I am secured and safe with him
4. Plus onyoba monate gore

Ke dumedisa bo ‘Fuck me harder’ bo ‘ Oh shit’ le bo ‘
Go faster’ lena bo ‘Aaaah’ kere fotshekang

E mohlole kuku utlwe asare enkga fish tlohela taba tsa fish o kote wena o yetsa khore o ferekantsa ke pipi eo ya haho ennyane

My mom made me laugh so hard that I
ended up saying “ahhh wena o sebono
sa motho” and now I’m looking for a place
to rent”

I Hate Seeing Someone Who’s Older Than Me “An Elder” Standing in A Taxi While M Sitting, Thts Why Keno Tswalela Mahlo🙆

Why Ge Re Fasitxe Batho Ba Ba Botse Resa Hlakane Le Motho Mo Pateng,
Mara Fase Lekgema Otla Bona

A rapele ka afrikaans lerato utlwe a re”jy is boerwoers lord”

Me : O tlhaga Eastern Cape neh?
Her : yes. Why are you asking?
Me : ke utlwa ka magwafa a go

Aa qanyelwe ngwanana wako vaal ale di periods utlwe are” Bby ketle atswa hanyane”

When you at the funeral 😥
then you bow down your head to cry 😥😥
Obona makhe a aperi dieta Banana