Her: Babe oka Fisa Bible for 3 Million
Me: Nka Fisa Kereke kaofela Ya Bazalwane, Ka Fisa Moruti Le guy ola Wao Letsa keyboard
(she then Blocked me)
Me: Please call “Ka Fisa Lwena”

Teacher: why o robala ke ruta?
Bundle of joy:wena why o Luta ke lobetxe mhxm

Dating a chick from Mamelodi
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Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!

A Go Rekele Brazilian Moshimane Wa Tzaneen O Sale Monateng A foune Are “Bolena Khane Le Mokae Le Miriri Yewe?

Ake Gane January Ke E Telle, Mara Molala Wa King Monada..Ebile Akena Mantxu

Hape pipi tse dingwe tse didi nnyane kreya okare oka kolomaka ditsebe ka tsona

I had a dream about my ex
Mochina otla nako mang bathong ke beche Sferbe ka R300

O utswe phone ya papao o founele bae utlwe araba are”ya wena le ntoto ennyane”

Re lebella di TV tsa Rona botlhoko . Ya be etsena rythm city,
when that guy wa le 68 appears,
I immediately hide my phone and wallet

Sunday school teacher will never tell you that you are ugly,
O tlano bona fela ka nako ya drama bare kwena SATANE

Her: Bbe Ge Nka Kota Chiskop Ke Tloba Jwang
Me: O Tloba Single

Who took ma money?
Whites: I don’t know
Blacks:ke bone mpho aja kota

O Jole Le 2000,Gele Fihla Ko Roomong Okwe Are
“Magic Magic Panty Timela, Kante O Tlile Asae Apara

O founele ambulance ka Mobicel gotle ma sione kadi bycicle