Jis din bnd kar liya assi akha!!
Kai akha cho athru varsan ge!
Jede khnde aa bohot tang krde ha assi!
Ohi sadhi ik ik sharart nu tarsan ge!
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Hamare baad nhi aaye ga tumhe chahto ka aisa mja!!
Tum logo ko khte firo ge,
hume chaho uski tarah!!
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Hamare baad nhi aaye ga tumhe chahto ka aisa mja!!
Tum logo ko khte firo ge,
hume chaho uski tarah!!
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Wahan Tak Sath Chalte Hain,
Jahan Tak Sath Mumkin Hai..
Jahan Halaat Bedle Ge,
Wahan Tum Bhi Badal Jana…
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Me-papa mai aapse jhuth bola mai
tution nahi dosto ke sath peene gaya hu
dad-to ab kyu bata raha hai?
Me-Paise khatam ho gaye hai :p
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TEACHER-sabse bada pagal kaun hai? santa ka beta utha.
Teacher- sabash bete.
SANTa- jaan se maar dunga agar kisi ne mere papa ka naam lia…
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Snta(border pr ldae krke vaps aakr)-aaj mene dushmn ka ak kan kata,
ak hath kata,ak pav kata.
(etne me bnta bola)
bnta-tune ye sb kata sidhe grdn hi kat deta tha ?
snta-are bhae grdn to phle se hi kti hue thi.
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Santa: Yaar I Love U Bolne Ka Sabse Accha Din Konsa Hoga..?
Banta: 1 APRIL
Ladki Fasi to Cool Warna Kehna APRIL FooL.
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Santa,banta aur kanta teeno ek baike par ja rahe the.
.
RTO wale ne dekha aur unhe rokne ke liye hath dikhaya.
.Banta chillakar bola oye pagal pahle se hi teen baithe hue hai.
.
tu kahan baithe ga?
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संता की टांगें नीली पड़ गईं.
डॉक्टर – “जहर है …. काटनी पड़ेंगीं !”
टांगें काटकर नकली लगा दी गईं. दो दिन बाद नकली टांगें भी नीली पड़ गईं.
डॉक्टर – “अब बीमारी समझ में आई….. जीन्स रंग छोड़ती है …. !”
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Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wa
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
This fairness cream is made in china!
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Ek din ek ladki train mein jaati hai toh use ek chai wala dekhke bola
.
bholi si surat aankhon mein masti dur khade sarmay aye hi
.
toh ladki bolti hai kalli si surat hathno mein kettle dur khade chilaye chai chai hye hye
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Husband & Wife were Fighting
Husband: SaLi KUTTI!
Wife: SaLa KUTTA!
The ChiLd was near, he Says
Mai SaLa PUPPY 😉
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Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa
Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
.
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar
Dete
.
SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.
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Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa
Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
.
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar
Dete
.
SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.
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JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani BANTA-aisa kyu?
.
SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi
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