Santa-doctor sahab, yeh dawai sare shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.
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Dr: Arey, dawai to main likhna hi bhool gaya yeh toh mere sign hai.

Teacher.jawani aur budhape men faraq batao
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santa.jawani men mobile men haseeno ke numbar hute hai aur budhape men hakeemo ke

Sante ke sar se khoon beh raha tha
Doctor:Ye kaise hua?
Santa:Me apne haath se pathar thod raha tha,
to kisine kaha
kabhi to apna khopedi ka istmaal kar,,

Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga.
“Banglore aaya banglore aaya. Balle Balle”
Air hostess: Hello sir, B silent
Santa-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.

Santa car ke pahiye khol raha tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye kyun khol raha hae?
Santa: Anpadh ganwaar ! Samne dekh likha hai- Parking for 2 wheelars only ! !

Teacher – BaCCHO jinda rehne ke liye hume kis cheej ki zaroorat hai??
SANTA- Are maidem tina bhi nahi pata ‘JINDA REHNE KE LIYE TERI KASAM 1 MULAKAT ZAROORI HAI SANAM…

Santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigrette Dekha..
Oh God, She Smokes
Wisky Dekha..
Oh God, She Drinks
Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..
Thank God, Ye Sab Iska Hai

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua..
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Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai

Santa ke ladki se…
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Santa – Hey kya to mujhse shadi karegi..??
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Ladki – Hey Mr thoda tameej se baat karo….
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Santa- Bahen ji kya aap mujhse shadi karogi….

Santa ne mithai ki shop kholi,
aur bahar 1 ishtihaar lagaya,
1 noukar ki zarurat hai
jisko
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Diabetes ho. 😀 😛

Baby sardar praying- “Bhagwan ji plz punjab nu America Di capital bana do Plz plz plz!”
BHAGWANJI-“Par kyu yaara?”
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Baby sardar-“Kyoki main exam vich likh aaya si!!”

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
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Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Santa: DAD Apne padosi ki ladki ko English nahi aati.
Father: TUJHE kaise pata?
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Santa: GIVE ME A SWEET KISS Kaha to thappad maar ke chali gayi ….

1 Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
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Doctor-“Ye mar gayi hai.” Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-
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“Mai ZINDA hu!”
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Sardar-“Chupchap padi reh,
tu doctor se zyada janti hai kya!!!!!!”

Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
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Qun

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Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The!!!

Santa doctor se:Mujhe kuch sunai nahi dene ki bimari hai,
jab mera patni kuch kehti hai
Doctor:Ye bimari nahi,yeh to
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bhagwan ki meharbani hai