‘1 murgi ko kaway c pyar ho gya,
Jab murgay ko pta chala tu wo murgi k paas gya .
Or bola mugh me kia kami hai?
smart hn kaway c ziyada khobsurat hn.
tmhari beradari ka hn?
Murghon ka union leader hn?
Murgi: Mn tmhare jazbat ki qadar krti hn,
Lekin Amma Abba ki Khuwashish hai k Larka Air force me ho

Santa praying in kumbh Mela:
He prabhu,
Nyaay kro.
Kumbh K Mele me
hmesa bhai-bhai hi Q bichhadte he
Kabhi pati-patni pr Bhi to try kro.

ek baar santa cafe main coffe pine jaata hai …
waiter- sir hot coffe 15 rs.
Aur cold coffe 30 rs tbhi santa ek ladke ko dekhkar bhai coffe jaldi pee le agar thandi ho gayi to 30 rs dene padenge.

Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai,
Banta: Par Tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe
BMW ka matlab
“Bahut Moti Wife”.

santa-tum 1bar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,
Pahalwan-kamse kam 10,
santa-bas!
Tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta h

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
Banta:woh kaise?
Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye.
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SANTA: woh to theek hai ji per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jayega..?

Banta to santa: yaar tu har baar mujhe ullu kyu banata hai……?
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Santa:kyonki tu banta hai……

Santa- 1 glass juice dena ladayi hone wali hai
santa juice pene ki bad- 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.
pene ke bad 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.
juice wala- kab hogi ladayi
santa- jab tu merese paise mangega .

Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha -alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de.
Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya?
Bikhari excited ho ke -ha hai.
Santa to pahle use kharch kar na

Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li
Conductor-2 Q?
Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI.
Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO.
SAnta-TO “PASS” KAB KAAM AYEGA.

Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The
Madam-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha
Both-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye

ailer-Tum Jail Me Kyo Ho?
Santa-Maine Bank Luta.
Lekin Paise wahi Ginne Lag Gaya
Qki
Waha Likha tha Counter Chhodne-Se Pehle Paise Gin lo.

Santa ka naya gas cylinder 6 second me hi pura ho gaya.
Kaise?
Qki santa ne gas cylinder k paas ENO rakha tha
sirf 6 second me kam shuru.

BANK MANAGER-ham aapko bina INTREST k lon denge..
BANTA-oji dena hai to thoda haste haste do na..
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ager dene me intrest nahi to mat do.