1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya.
.
1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,”Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?”
.
Ladka bola,”JI BHABHI JI!”

Sir-“Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?”
Santa-“Chidiya Bankar.”
Sir-“Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!”
Santa-“Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!”

Bihari boy to a girl- “PHONE NO DEBU HO..??”
.
Girl-“Tamiz se baat kro.”
.
Boy-“My dear with due respect
I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!”

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi
bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile
mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon karti ho
hum india me rahte hai.

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
.
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
.
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
.
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज
कर ली है…
नन्दन
:- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर
आना है… 😛 😀 🙂

Gf- I love you.
.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke,
Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re,
Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna
.
18cntry-apne caste k.
.
19cntry-apne level k
.
20cntry-apne desh
.
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha,
.
wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo,
.
husband- Namaste Sasur ji

Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
.
Sarder:Kitne paise ..
.
Dr:3000 Rs
.
Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai..
SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..
Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI..

Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha.
.
Police:oi stop..
.
Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai ..

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho..
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h..
Grl-Sirf 90%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate 😀

santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
.
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
.
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.

Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se
Love Karo Dil Wali se
Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se